Octomom and her uterus are making fetish videos now.
Oh dear, where’s a trusty CPS Officer when you need one?
On second thought, she’s gotta feed her billion kids somehow, and nothing really says “Mommy Loves You, Honey” like playing a game of “Whoop Dat Trick” with a Ron Jeremy doppleganger in the family room. Let’s hope Nadya’s pocketing enough dough to cover the costs of the electroshock therapy her children are going to need in a couple of decades.
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Brain Bleach, puhleeze! Cash-strapped Octomom Nadya Suleman has consistently snubbed offers from some of the most prominent adult film studios in The Smut Business to strip off on camera in exchange for the cash she desperately needs to save her brood from eviction.
Though Suleman, a mother of 14, may be opposed to sexing it up in real-life porn, apparently the baby fanatic isn’t above getting naughty for the lens in her personal life.
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Happy Holidays from Octomom Nadya Suleman!
Wonder Womb gathered the tiniest members of her brood of 14 for the infamous family’s annual holiday card. It’ll be anything by decked halls and roasting chestnuts at Casa de Suleman this holiday season. The family is facing homelessness. Nadya has been selling milkshakes and family heirlooms to come up with a $450,000 balloon payment on her La Habra, California home by Dec. 31.
Some of the biggest names in pornography really have a thing for Octomom Nadya Suleman.
Vivid Entertaiment, the XXX company behind the celebrity sex tapes that turned Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton into pop culture phenomenons, is giving the overcaffeinated and undermedicated mother of 14 one last chance to earn some much needed cash.
Don’t worry, she gets to keep her clothes on!
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