No surprises here…Despite “clincal proof” that watching Jersey Shore will more you “more stupider” (See what we did there?), the fourth season premiere of the vodka-soaked reality smash still managed to score the network’s biggest season opener ever.
On Monday, MTV will celebrate its 30th birthday. So if it were a person, it would probably have a couple kids by now and maybe an IRA and routinely bitch to friends how it can’t eat whatever it wants anymore because it all goes straight to its ass.