Tattooed twosome Jesse James and Kat Von D are ready to live a life of love, happiness, and a ridiculous amount of body art after announcing their engagement last week, but most-written about of the biker’s five former mistresses has a few words of caution for the LA Ink star: “Run for your life….”
Bombshit McGross Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the Nazi apologist at the center of the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock cheating scandal, has inked a deal to endorse AshleyMadison.com, the world’s first dating site for cheaters!
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee — the first woman to step forward claiming to have had an affair with biker enthusiast Jesse James — will perform topless at the Deja Vu Showgirls Club in Las Vegas this Friday night.
McGee is set to sign autographs, pose for pictures, and dance topless during a one-night event at the club on April 23.
A club in Miami has pumped the brakes on a special appearance by Michelle “Bombshell” McGee — the “apologetic” Nazi homewrecker who claims she romanced Sandra Bullock’s wayward husband Jesse James for 11 months. Earlier this week, trendy South Beach hotspot LIV made headlines when promoters tapped Bombshell to host “Bad Girl’s Night Out,” a one-night event at the club later this month.
However, given the LIV’s reputation as one of the most star-studded spots — hosting A-listers like George Clooney and Leo DiCaprio — on the strip, the club’s management has decided to cancel Michelle’s appearance.
“We didn’t know about the Nazi stuff until today. We just thought she was some bad girl that was coming to town and wanted to host a bad girls night…LIV is the place for the A-list to play. She does not fit with our regular programming.”
How do you apologize for helping to wreck someone’s marriage?
“Gee Lady, I’m really sure I boinked your husband on your sofa.”
Somehow we don’t think that would go over very well. Nonetheless, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee says she owes Sandra Bullock “a heartfelt apology” after carrying on an 11-month affair with her husband, biker Jesse James.
That might be a bit more believable if Michelle weren’t also accused of banging Pink’s husband back in 2008.