“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for. We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door,” Elliot Osher blabbed.

Michael Lohan’s loose lips could land him behind bars. TMZ.com reports that a taped telephone conversation the ex-con had with ex-wife Dina Lohan was in violation of a court order. In 2005, Dina was granted a restraining order in Nassau County against Michael that prevented him from calling his estranged ex until 2011.One of the phone conversations Michael leaked to RadarOnline this week was recorded in 2008.

The controversial tapes confirmed previously rumored details about the couple’s famous daughter Lindsay.

“I have had a criminal order of protection from the domestic violence sector since 2005,” Dina told E! News. “He was not supposed to even be harassing me by phone.”

However, Michael’s money demands were rebuffed and had to ultimately offer it for free to RadarOnline.com.

“Michael initially asked for a large fee-six figures-for the tapes of Lindsay and Dina, but he didn’t get any takers. RadarOnline also refused to pay for the tapes, so in the end he agreed to a deal to release the recordings for no fee, but giving him the exposure he needs with a paid interview.”

The 22-year-old — who claims she was “emotionally abused” by Jon during their brief union — has been subpoenaed by TLC to testify against the former star of Jon & Kate Plus 8, who is being sued by the network over a series of unauthorized interviews he gave to the press concerning his bitter split from estranged wife Kate. Jon’s pal Michael Lohan will also take the stand.

“The network has been trying privately and patiently for months to get Jon to honor the contract he signed and to comply with his obligations relating to public appearances and statements. Those efforts have been unsuccessful,” the network said in a statement last month.

“Look Perez, you make a living off telling lies and trying to associate yourself with anyone who is in the media for press. We should all just call you Michael Lohan. You’re the gay version of Michael Lohan,” the 22-year-old college dropout fumed in one Tweet.

“The next shopping spree I’m going on is for a new last name!!!” the actress Tweeted late Friday night in a series of Tweets attacking her estranged father, Michael Lohan. Michael has made numerous public statements about Lindsay in recent weeks, including allegations of prescription pill.

“My father is a lunatic&doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me&my family,” she began, Tweeting that Michael’s recent actions have upset her younger sister, Ali. “He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars. Its so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, “why is daddy doing this?” she contined.

“He’s crossed the lines&hurt me&my family 4 the last time… So much for having a ‘dad’….. I’m going to spend some time with the ones that love me&i love now,” she continued.

Michael Lohan has been publicly pleading with the actress to seek professional help for her reported addiction to prescription drugs. In recent appearances on Maury and The Insider, Michael has claimed his estranged daughter’s alleged drug habit has left her on “death’s doorstep.”

In an open letter published in In Touch Magazine earlier this month: the born-again Christian wrote: “I have held your vacant body in my arms, felt the tears fall down your face, and I tried every way to make you see what is happening to you….I have helped so many others ’successfully,’ Linds, please, Honey, let me help you. Let me help you get your life back so that you can build it to where you once were.”

According to tattletales connected to The National Enquirer’s Mike Walker, although Michael isn’t even on speaking terms with his allegedly dope-addicted daughter Lindsay, the born-again Christian is hoping to set the troubled actress up with his not quite divorced bud, Octodad Jon Gosselin.

Tabloid tipsters claim the attention-seeking Michael has hatched a sleazy plot to pimp out his A-list (I’m being generous.) firstborn to 32-year-old Jon, who apparently has a thing for trashy blondes.

Michael “tells Jon he can make the hookup happen, and that they will be the most famous couple in America.”

Apparently, NeNe is none too pleased with the way Michael has been pimping out tawdry tidbits about his troubled daughter, actress Lindsay Lohan, to everybody and their mama. The Atlanta Housewife got real “project” and made Michael forget several of his Christian values as the two faced-off on The Insider roundtable on Wednesday. Watch as NeNe challenges Michael, including calling him a “toxic parent.”

Get em’, girl!

A source tells PEOPLE: “Lindsay is actively getting a restraining order, her lawyer has already been contacted. She’s scared. This is really serious.”

The news comes a day after Michael Lohan revealed that he would like to “kidnap’ his daughter and take her to an isolated location to help get her straight.”

He said: “I’m going to see the judge this week. If I can’t get a conservatorship, then I’m going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I’m gonna get charged with kidnapping.”
The Mean Girls actress is reportedly “scared” by Michael’s behaviour and is taking legal action to bar him access to her.

During a taping for an episode of Maury scheduled to air later this month, Michael – a drug counselor and minister — spoke out about his daughter, as well as the increasing trend, some say, among teens taking prescription drugs.

“Lindsay, I love you with all my heart and … I am not going to bury you. You’re going to bury me before this is over. I will do anything and everything I have to to save your life. Whether mom likes it, or the public likes it or anyone, I am going to take all the steps I can to help you because I want you to have your life back. You’re not in the right state of mind…..”