If you’re ever looking for a quick answer to the age-old question “Why is Lindsay Lohan such an eff-up?” (Don’t be embarrassed, that one would have Confucius stumped…), then look no further than the menace to modern-day women that raised her.
As Michael Lohan sits in Tampa’s Hillsborough County Jail on charges that he beat and stalked his sometimes fiancee Kate Major comes the revelation that the cad spent much of the relationship cheating on the former tabloid reporter. In an interview on The CW’s Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers this week, a woman named Kris claims she was unknowingly in a clandestine affair with the “controlling” Lohan arthe same time he was banging and battering Kate.
Yesterday I told you about LiLo’s dad getting almost as familiar with law enforcement as she is, and that the whole thing has caused his girlfriend Kate Major to get the heave-ho from her ritzy condo.
Now, even though Michael’s locked up, his phone seems to have a mind of its own and keeps calling her.
Some people just don’t waste any time. It was only a week ago that Michael Lohan was fitted with his own set of silver bracelets and booked on one count of suspicion of domestic violence following an alleged altercation with ex-girlfriend Kate Major. Though the former tabloid reporter is the third former flame to accuse the volatile ex-con of battery, Michael’s back to doing lip service with a new lass faster than you can send a TwitPic.