As if Michael Lohan wasn’t revolting enough, word is the ex-con-turned-born-again-Christian has quite a bit in common with a few other disgraced evangelists, like Ted Haggard and Jim Bakker, for instance. A former owner of Scores, the most renowned strip joint in New York City, claims that when he was in charge of the gentlemen’s club Papa Lohan would make routine visits, forking over fistfuls of cash on a very specific type of shake dancer — the kind baring a striking resemblance to his trouble-prone daughter.
“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for. We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door,” Elliot Osher blabbed.
Michael Lohan’s loose lips could land him behind bars. TMZ.com reports that a taped telephone conversation the ex-con had with ex-wife Dina Lohan was in violation of a court order. In 2005, Dina was granted a restraining order in Nassau County against Michael that prevented him from calling his estranged ex until 2011.One of the phone conversations Michael leaked to RadarOnline this week was recorded in 2008.
The controversial tapes confirmed previously rumored details about the couple’s famous daughter Lindsay.
“I have had a criminal order of protection from the domestic violence sector since 2005,” Dina told E! News. “He was not supposed to even be harassing me by phone.”
Michael Lohan demanded $100,000 from several media networks for access to secret recordings of conversations between his celebrity daughter and ex-wife Dina, The New York Post has learned.
However, Michael’s money demands were rebuffed and had to ultimately offer it for free to RadarOnline.com.
“Michael initially asked for a large fee-six figures-for the tapes of Lindsay and Dina, but he didn’t get any takers. RadarOnline also refused to pay for the tapes, so in the end he agreed to a deal to release the recordings for no fee, but giving him the exposure he needs with a paid interview.”
Those folks at The Learning Channel really know how to stick it to a fella. PEOPLE Magazine reports that Jon Gosselin’s former girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, will take the stand in the breach of contract case against the reality star — whether she likes it or not.
Jon Gosslin’s former flame, Hailey Glassman, went on a Twitter Tirade on Tuesday, viciously thundering her hatred for the media, and specifically celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton in a series of foul-mouthed one-liners — in 140 characters or less.
“Look Perez, you make a living off telling lies and trying to associate yourself with anyone who is in the media for press. We should all just call you Michael Lohan. You’re the gay version of Michael Lohan,” the 22-year-old college dropout fumed in one Tweet.
“The next shopping spree I’m going on is for a new last name!!!” the actress Tweeted late Friday night in a series of Tweets attacking her estranged father, Michael Lohan. Michael has made numerous public statements about Lindsay in recent weeks, including allegations of prescription pill. Read the rest of this entry »
Dina and Lindsay Lohan have come up with a interesting way of getting rid of estranged nuisance Michael Lohan; cash. We hear the ladies Lohan are scrapping together an under the table financial settlement that will keep the media-lovin’ Mike’s lips sealed for keeps. According to an unidentified associate of LiLo, mom and daughter are hoping a check for seven figures will finally “…shut Michael up and keep him out of the press and out of their lives forever.”
Paging Ms. NeNe: Professional mouthpiece Michael Lohan can add “Big Papa Pimp” to the list of glowing traits that have made him one of the most hated fathers in Hollywood.
According to tattletales connected to The National Enquirer’s Mike Walker, although Michael isn’t even on speaking terms with his allegedly dope-addicted daughter Lindsay, the born-again Christian is hoping to set the troubled actress up with his not quite divorced bud, Octodad Jon Gosselin.
Tabloid tipsters claim the attention-seeking Michael has hatched a sleazy plot to pimp out his A-list (I’m being generous.) firstborn to 32-year-old Jon, who apparently has a thing for trashy blondes.
Michael “tells Jon he can make the hookup happen, and that they will be the most famous couple in America.”
Things just got real dirty Down South. If you chuckled as Nancy Grace served Jon Gosselin a royal @$s-ramming on The Insider a couple of weeks, just wait until you get a load of this. Ladies and Gents we present the next great viral sensation: The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes vs. Michael Lohan!
Apparently, NeNe is none too pleased with the way Michael has been pimping out tawdry tidbits about his troubled daughter, actress Lindsay Lohan, to everybody and their mama. The Atlanta Housewife got real “project” and made Michael forget several of his Christian values as the two faced-off on The Insider roundtable on Wednesday. Watch as NeNe challenges Michael, including calling him a “toxic parent.”
