In case you missed it, on Tuesday’s edition of The View, conservative Know-It-All Elisabeth Hasselbeck went toe to toe with musician Melissa Etheridge over California’s Proposition 8 ban against same-sex marriage.

Things were just starting to get good when Sherry ShitForBrains cut Melissa off. Darn her. However, fans can skip right to the 5:30 mark and check out Mel’s performance of “Blue Christmas,” off her new album, A New Thought For Christmas.

The married gay isn’t taking that lying down and has vowed that the State of California won’t get another red cent of her hard-earned cash until everyone has the right to wed.

Okay. So Prop 8 passed. Alright, I get it, Melissa wrote in entry on her Daily Beast blog Thursday. 51% of you think that I am a second class citizen. Alright then. So my wife, uh I mean, roommate? Girlfriend? Special lady friend? You are gonna have to help me here because I am not sure what to call her now. Anyways, she and I are not allowed the same right under the state constitution as any other citizen. Okay, so I am taking that to mean I do not have to pay my state taxes because I am not a full citizen. I mean that would just be wrong, to make someone pay taxes and not give them the same rights, sounds sort of like that taxation without representation thing from the history books…”

Have the gays seen the American divorce rate? If they want to be as miserable as a large percentage of the married people in this country, I say let them. Who are we to infringe on someone else’s right to misery? I Kid. I Kid.

Love is Love. Folks should be allowed to marry whoever they want; as long as we’re not talking about a distant cousin or something like that, because that would just be gross.