It’s Thursday, and you know what that means: Time for Quirky Quotables with La Lohan. This week, the only former Hollywood child star with her own private entrance at the Los Angeles County Jail is set to ruffle feathers after telling the Aug. issue of Italian Vanity Fair (with a straight face, mind you…) that her numerous scrapes with the law were hardly enough to warrant a prison sentence.
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Today we celebrate the 25th birthday of one Miss Lindsay Lohan, a once-promising young actress who–
Wait. What? SHE’S ONLY 25?
Wow. All those meth-and-vodka facials have really taken their toll.
Anyway, as LiLo puts her first (very) well-worn quarter-century behind her and moves on to the next, she has a fresh new controversy on her hands. Or maybe her feet.
LiLo’s on the loose! Hold on to your Jose Cuervo, scandal-ridden starlet Lindsay Lohan completed her house arrest sentence on Wednesday, just in time to get footloose and fancy-free for her 25th birthday on July 5. Naturally, the hard-partying pop tart already has a party lined up for the Independence Day weekend. Lohan will reportedly be a guest at a celebrity bash in New York’s ritzy Hamptons on Saturday.
The work just keeps rolling in for La Lohan. Lindsay’s filmed an ad for Air New Zealand despite being under house arrest for jewelry theft. The airline is known for its zany advertising and tipped the trouble-prone actress to film a promotional clip for the company just hours before appearing in court for “allegedly” violating the terms of her probation by drinking.
Lohan, 24, spent Wednesday afternoon filming a sketch with Rico, the Kiwi airline’s furry puppet mascot, at her Los Angeles apartment, TMZ reports.
We’re going to have to start calling Lindsay Lohan “The Teflon Mean Girl.” Criminal charges just don’t stick to this chicky. Solidifying her place in law history as the “John Gotti of Hollywood,” the celebrity eff-up dodged a lengthy stint in the Los Angeles County Jail for the umpteenth time on Thursday — this despite testing positive for alcohol after a barbeque at her Venice Beach home earlier this month.