Dina Lohan, mother of trainwreck Lindsay and Crypt Keeper-faced Ali, is so busy partying with her kids and being a famewhoring leech and desperately trying to be 25 again that she forgot parenthood is more than just getting laid and donating a little DNA to the cause.
Those are not only my own feelings, but those of Liv Tyler’s mom, Bebe Buell — but she said it in a much more no-holds-barred sort of way.
Crisis averted. Lindsay Lohan was in New York City last week for a V Magazine party coinciding with New York Fashion Week when she lost her personal cellphone. Luckily for the cash-strapped star, the man who found the gadget didn’t ask for so much as an autograph (For what it’s worth…) when he returned the item, which supposedly contained a treasure trove of “personal pictures” (Hint, Nudge, Wink…) of LiLo.
What with all the nipping, tucking, and injectables available to celebrities these days, it’s little wonder they’re all starting to look the same. But when you’re 25-year-old mega-famous Lindsay Lohan and the people whose job it is to follow your every move actually mistake you for freaky faced 56-year-old Donatella Versace, it might be time to reassess your beauty routine.
Lindsay Lohan’s got a new tattoo. The tabloid darling got lyrics from Billy Joel’s 1989 song, “I Go To Extremes,” inked on her side this week: “Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life….”
