Is Lindsay Lohan hoping to sink her teeth into a guest role on the vein-draining HBO hit True Blood? The hell-raising 23-year-old bares her fangs, blood red lips, and dishevelled hair in a TwitPic tribiute to the vampire series.

Lindsay Lohan has confessed to stashing sexy, near nude photos of herself in several compromising positions (Hint, Nudge, Wink) with on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson, National Enquirercolumnist Mike Walker claims.

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According to The Enquirer’s veteran snitch, LiLo recently blabbed to pals that she was petrified after returning from a weekend trip to New York City to find her home Hollywood Hills home ransacked because she feared the still unidentified burglars had discovered her NC-rated treasure chest.
“Lindsay admitted there were girly poses of her and Sam, scantily clad,” a Blohan blabbermouth gushed. “Other photos showed her in compromising poses were pornographic, but she kept repeating how she’d been absolutely frantic…”
The spy added, “She seemed super-worried — acting like some of the shots might be way over the line.”

Lindsay transition to the Lez Side is complete….
No men allowed! Lindsay Lohan barked at management for one Italian nightclub last month.
The troubled star is accused of putting a moratorium on peen after she banned males from Fiat Playa Discotheque in Sardinia, Italy during an appearance with galpal DJ, Samantha Ronson, on Aug. 18.
An onlooker tells Star Magazine: Management complied with her request — even making sure that only women were on staff — and the ladies spent the night dancing on banquettes.
Lindsay Lohan could face up to $50,000 in charges as she prepares to leave her rented Hollywood Hills home — which was burglarized 10 days ago — several months before the end of her lease.

“Lindsay has five months left on her lease. She’s breaking her lease by moving on at this time. The property was up for rental at $15,000 per month but she got a special deal of $10,000 per month, meaning she’s going to owe $50,000 on the remainder of her lease,” a tipster tells RadarOnline.com.
“Plus there’s going to be damages, the property is in total disrepair since she’s moved in, it’s not able to be shown in it’s current state, it’s going to take some serious work to get it back to it’s original condition,” the spy blabs. “If she doesn’t pay up on the remainder of her lease, and pay up for the damages she has caused the property owner is going to sue her. They are not happy at all about the situation.”
No word on where Lindsay is moving to.
Lindsay Lohan has turned down a half a million dollar offer to pose nude for Playboy Magazine, Australian tabloid The Day reported in its Aug. 25 issue — but after bosses upped the ante to $900K, Lindsay is reportedly considering it.
“Playboy has been asking her for years, but it’s only now she’s excited about doing it.”

We’re still convinced we’ll see Lohan starring in hardcore porn sometime in the years to come.
Just think of the possibilities; we’ve got Peen Girls, Labia Pains, or even I Know Who Filled Me.
Lindsay Lohan and The Mysterious Case Of The Disappearing Diamonds! Would that make a great novel or what?
Lindsay Lohan is facing possible legal action from an upscale Beverly Hills jeweler if she doesn’t return more than $1 million worth of gems the establishment loaned her for a recent event.

The actress, whose Hollywood Hills home was raided by three burglars last weekend, is being hounded by Hollywood’s XIV Karats, who want their jewels back. Lohan has reportedly told the jewellers the gems were stolen from her safe during the heist.
A source tells CocoPerez.com: “The jewels were in Lindsay’s care… If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken.”
This is the second missing jewelry scandal this summer for the trouble-prone actress. In June, LLo was linked to the disappearance of thousands of dollars worth of bling heisted from a London photoshoot for the August issue of Elle Magazine.
The Los Angeles Police Department is asking for the public’s help in identifying three burglars believed to have robbed and ransacked Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home last weekend.

The actress was in her native New York at the time of the break-in, but security cameras around the home managed to catch glimpses as the suspects, who are believed to have covered their faces with scarves and entered the home through an unlocked door early Sunday, Aug. 23. Read the rest of this entry »
Neighbors living near Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home say they’ve had it with LiLo.

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A number of neighbors in Lohan’s posh community want the actress out after becoming fed up with a recent surge in burglaries and paparazzi peepers taking up parking spaces. Lindsay’s peeved neighbors say living in their community “has been a nightmare” ever since Lindsay set up shop there last November.
”This was a quiet, safe place … but even when she’s not here, there’s a lot of unsavory types coming and going at all hours of the day and night. … No wonder things were stolen,” movie art director Mary Bonnaro, who lives near Lindsay’s home, told The Chicago Sun-Times this week.
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Lindsay Lohan is set to star in a new reality TV show chronicling her tumultuous life and her attempt to make a Hollywood comeback.

FOX News has learned that Lindsay is in discussions with Britney Spears’ manager Larry Rudolph about appearing in a television docu-series about her daily struggles. The once-promising young actress has faced criticism in recent years due to her constant partying and a string of visits to rehab for addictions to alcohol and cocaine.
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Is there another celebrity nude photo scandal looming? The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that several “very incriminating videos and photos” were among the items swiped from Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home following a break-in at the residence over the weekend.

Citing an inside source, the publication claims LiLo is afraid that the footage will cause her grave “embarrassment” if made public.