Avert Your Eyes Now: Out-of-work actress Lindsay Lohan has landed a new gig — as a Playboy centerfold! The blogosphere is ablaze with whispers that the troubled starlet has inked a deal to bare all for a Playboy Magazine spread that will net her somewhere in the neighborhhood $1 million.
Have you heard? The Gossip Gawkers are about to get a sneak peek into the Wild & Crazy Days & Nights of Lindsay Lohan. We hear the actress’ momager, Dina Lohan, is penning a book about her famous daughter’s storied history with substance abuse and addiction to alcohol.
Frankly, we’re surprised she’s kept her mouth shut this long.