A lesbian wedding at the Bush ranch? First Lady Laura Bush and her recently-wed daughter Laura Bush-Hager appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday. As new wife Laura gushed on about her Mother’s Day Weekend nuptials at the family’s Crawford, Texas ranch, the newly-engaged Ellen playfully tried to secure the facility for her own forthcoming wedding to girlfriend Portia de Rossi.

Ellen said: “So, the ranch was a great place to get married – it looked like nobody could fly over and get pictures or bother you, really! So, can Portia and I borrow it for our wedding? Can we get the ranch?”

Jenna laughed and replied: “Sure!”

First Lady Laura Bush and her newlywed daughter Jenna Bush-Hager were guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Thursday night. Jay got the scoop on Jenna’s wedding in Crawford, Texas earlier this month.

Political snitches are dishing that First Lady Laura Bush has abandoned her role at the White House and is no longer living with the President!

“She’s staying at the Hay-Adams. I don’t know how many people know…but it’s probably not many,” the snooping tattle tells self-proclaimed “Gossip Guru” Ted Casablanca.

“She just couldn’t take it anymore,” whispers a former White House staffer who claims to be close to L.B. “She’s had it.”

Neither the President’s press office nor the the First Wife’s press office would comment.