“I didn’t want to be another notch on his belt,” the 22-year-old told Ryan.

In the past, John Mayer has been romantically linked to Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Aniston. Last month, the musician took to his Twitter page to debunk rumors that he was was romancing Kristin, writing:

Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.

In a series of four crass posts uploaded to his Twitter page Wednesday, the 32-year-old lothario announced that he has never bumped pelvics with Kristin, writing: “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman… I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari (sic) with my penis.” He later added, “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.” He then posted, “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

In closing, John posted, “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James…”

Well, that explains that.

Many of us simply couldn’t imagine an unemployable twentysomething earning a year’s salary in week for simply standing around in designer clothes yelling at people. Well, if you thought Kristin’s previously reported salary was outrageous, wait until you hear the new figures being attached to the outspoken reality star.

Kristin has set a new precedent for MTV, FOX News sources claim. According to network tattles, the Denver-born aspiring actress actually clocks closer to $90,000 per episode — making the blonde The Hills’ highest-paid castmember. (To do what exactly, is what we’d like to know.)

Kristin’s salary is even higher than that of arch nemesis Lauren Conrad, who departed the series in May. The New York Times Best-Selling Author – a burgeoning novelist — banked just $75,000 a show during her five season stretch as star of the popular docu-drama.

FunnyOrDie.com brings you “Unsolicited Advice” with the new First Lady of The Hills.

Is there any way that we can gag Kristin Cavallari?

Kristin Cavallari visited E!’s Lady of Late Night, Chelsea Handler, to promote her new Van Wilder DVD. The always controversial blonde fired shots at longtime foe Lauren Conrad by reassuring Hills fans that the show’s upcoming sixth season will be “more fun” now that she’s stepping in to replace LC.

The Hills — now starring Kristin Cavallari — returns to MTV this fall.

If anyone’s in the market for a new gig, allow us to suggest a career as a reality TV villain. The hours are lousy, but we’ve got a feeling you’re going to enjoy the perks….

In case you were wondering what brought Laguna Beach baddie Kristin Cavallari back to MTV, feast your eyes on this: Life & Style Weekly is reporting that the blonde wannabe actress will earn an astounding $63,000 per episode after signing on to replace archrival Lauren Conrad as the new protagonist on Season 6 of MTV’s The Hills.

That’s almost unheard of in the land of unscripted television — and just $2,000 less than $65,000 per episode payday that the network was shelling out for LC.

“They needed her,” a production insider says, explaining why Kristin will earn over $1 million for her work this season, solidifying her spot as the highest-paid castmember on The Hills. “They needed someone new and fresh, who also came with a buzz and a name that was recognizable. Kristin was the obvious choice.”

According to the source, Kristin used MTV’s desperation to replace Lauren to her advantage during contract negotiations.

“She wanted money. You don’t have to pay the other girls that kind of money, but for Kristin you had to pay up.”

At least one member of the cast believes the tongue-lashing Kristin’s tenure on The Hills will be worth every penny.

“She’s so fun and crazy,” says series star Holly Montag. “Kristin’s not afraid to put anything on camera. She’s not going to hold anything back.”

It looks like series regular Audrina Patridge is not going to get along very well with Hills newcomer Kristin Cavallari.

Lauren Conrad will bid farewell to The Hills this week, but producers of the wildly-successful reality drama wasted no time manufacturing a new catfight to replace the thick tension between Lauren and former bestie Heidi Montag.

Meow!

“I don’t like her,” Audrina confessed in an interview with On-Air With Ryan Seacrest on Thursday.

Audrina — who is reportedly dating Star Trek actor Chris Pine — says the girls sparred will filming a few scenes together earlier this month, but was mum on exactly want started the war of words, simply telling Ryan, “When someone gets in my face, I have to defend myself. And, you guys, I mean, I can’t say much. They’ll show it, but I mean, all I have to say is, it’s really pathetic and desperate what people will do when the cameras are around.”

“It was my birthday, and I was like, Oh, my God. Is this what we’re going to have to deal with?’” she added.

Listen To Audrina’s Chat With Ryan Seacrest

The former Laguna Beach star talks about her upcoming role on the The Hills as Lauren Conrad prepares to depart the show.

Kristin — best known for her public rivalry with the exiting Hills starlet — says she couldn’t be more eager to take over lead duties from LC on MTV’s popular unscripted drama.

“I’m actually kind of excited. It’s fun because I know the whole crew. It’s almost like going home. It’s really comfortable. I know what to expect going into it, so I think I’m just more excited than anything.”

Kristin Cavallari is heading for The Hills. For weeks, rumors have been circulating that former Laguna Beach baddie was in discussions with MTV to replace Lauren Conrad when she ends her run on the unscripted drama later this month.

On Thursday, Entertainment Weekly revealed that Kristin will indeed be starring on the next season of The Hills. The 22-year old makes her first appearance on the May 31 season finale, when she catches the bouquet at Heidi and Spencer’s wedding — who she introduced several years ago.

“It’s a TV show. I’m not going into it like, ‘I’m going to make great friendships with these people.’ It’s work! And drama sells. I think that’s why they’re bringing me in, because I know what works.”
She’ll appear in 10 episodes airing this fall.

Kristin tells EW: “The goal for me is to get my fans excited about me again. When I first started out, I had a celebrity name but I didn’t have the acting skills I have now…I’m a completely different person than Lauren. I have a lot more energy. I’m more outgoing. I’m a little more spontaneous. And she has a boyfriend so she’s not dating on the show. I’m very open to dating and finding a guy.”

Former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari will return to her reality television roots when she replaces Lauren Conrad on the upcoming sixth season of MTV’s unscripted smash The Hills, E! insiders claim.

On Tuesday, producers of The Hills confirmed that series star LC is retiring from the celebreality business; they also revealed that the show will go on — without her.

Cavallari appeared on Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, alongside Laurenand pal Lo Bosworth from 2004 until 2006. The girls met as students at Laguna Beach High School — Cavallari was a junior and Conrad was a senior. The blonde famously feuded with Lauren over the affections of Stephen Colletti, Lauren’s childhood friend who was dating Kristin.

In photos from The Hills’ Heidi and Spencer’s weekend wedding, Kristin came back from the reality-TV dead, and E! claims the 22-year-old’s appearance was filmed to be screened during the Season 5 finale.

Show insiders claim Kristin will join The Hills to “play up some drama” relating to her previous romance with Hills star Brody Jenner.

MTV has refused to comment.