Assuming you aren’t invited to Saturday’s gaudily-excessive wedding between Kim Kardashian and future husband/co-star Kris Humphries — I totally was, I just spaced and didn’t RSVP in time — you’ll have to wait until E! televises the whole thing in what will surely be an epic spectacle rivaling a Super Bowl broadcast with Jesus himself doing the pre-game coin-toss and all four Beatles — even the dead ones — reuniting for the half-time show.
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If you haven’t received an invite to Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries this Saturday (Us neither!), you might not know that the reality TV starlet has laid down some hard fashion rules to play by for the occasion. Apparently, the 500 guests expected at the Kardashian nups must adhere to a strict black-and-white theme dress code. That’s right, with the wedding invitation came the demand that guests wear black or white, with zero, nada, no exception – according TODAY’s Kathie Lee Gifford, who will be in the house in Montecito when Kim walks down the aisle for the second time this weekend.
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Because they haven’t yet sullied EVERY type of media with their inanity, the Kardashian sisters are writing a novel!
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Come Aug. 20, socialite Kim Kardashian will become “Basketball Bride” Mrs. Kris Humphries.
Of course, that doesn’t mean that her ex is going to let a little thing like wedded bliss get in the way of his belated campaign for her heart.
Cue Joni Mitchell: “Don’t it always seem to go / That you don’t know what you got till it’s gone…”
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The stars are coming out for Kim and Kris. Radar’s got first dibs on the list of hobnobbers who’ll be attending Kim Kardashian’s wedding to hoopster Kris Humphries in California next weekend, and the Aug. 20 nups are shaping up to be a bigger star-drawer than Diddy’s annual White Party. According to celebrity snoops, some of Hollywood’s biggest names have been invited to watch the reality socialite wed the NBA star.
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