“Star Magazine is saying I had plastic surgery to make my nose and lips smaller! Why would someone want smaller lips?! LOL,” a livid Kim fumed on her website Friday. “In the first photo I am about 15 lbs heavier than the second photo! Your face always looks different when you lose weight, plus with the contouring on my nose it gives the illusion of a thinner nose… it’s no secret I contour my nose now to make the bump go away!” the celebutante thundered of the report featured in Star’s Nov. 30 edition. “I guess it’s a compliment to my makeup artist that he does such a good job contouring my nose that it appears smaller.”

The famous sisters have lent their gagged faces to NOH8 – pronounced “No Hate” – which aims to eradicate discrimination against homosexuals in America. The imagery is meant to take a dig at homophobic Americans, so that they think twice before opening their mouths with hateful outpourings — however, the equality drive includes all couples who are the victims of prejudice.

Pregnant Kourtney is pictured with a hand on her swelling tummy, symbolising her desire to raise her unborn son in a judgement-free world.

Kim didn’t think twice about joining the effort: “Kourt, Khloe and I did a photoshoot for the NOH8 campaign this week and this is one of the promo shots from the shoot! The NOH8 campaign is a cause that my whole family strongly supports. I’ve said it before… I believe EVERYONE should have the right to choose who they marry and that we do have the power to make a difference. What I love about the NOH8 campaign is that it symbolizes more than just people’s desires to bring down Prop 8… it’s about promoting love in general! Stop the H8, people!”
she blogged.

On Monday afternoon, the reality socialite TwitPic’d a hair-raising photo while getting her makeup done on the set of the CBS forensic crime drama.

Kim will appear alongside MTV VJ LaLa Vasquez, members of the band Train, and her Disaster Movie co-star Vanessa Minnillo for an episode airing later this month.

Kim and Vanessa will play “two women who’ve managed to concoct a very interesting scheme that ends in murder,” executive producer Pam Veasey told TV Guide earlier this month.

“I am so excited to be working with Vanessa again. I am fascinated by crime scene investigating,” Kim Tweeted. “I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes!” she added. “I’m having such a good time expanding my roles. I truly love branching out into different characters.”

Celebrity snoops tell The New York Post’s “PageSix Column” that the hotel heiress can’t digest the fact that Kim and her curvy sibs, Kourtney and Khloe — who got their first big break by hanging out on the Hollywood scene with Hilton — are becoming more famous and earning more cash than she does on the nightclub circuit.

The socialite is now declaring war on the sisters and boosting her brand by pushing a new beauty line to make herself more “likeable.”

Well, good luck with that , P.

“Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her-and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals,” a spy blabbed in Sunday’ Post.

“She used to command $100,000 dollars for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl-and they aren’t friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 dollars for Kourtney’s baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe’s wedding brought in record ratings for E!” the tattle added.

“Paris has realized that standing for excess in a recession doesn’t appeal. The Kardashian girls seem more real, and girls identify with them more. She’s got to ditch the pink Bentley and concentrate on developing herself.”

The Hollywood socialite posted pics on her blog of a prosthetic face that was placed on her for her appearance on the new E! series Secret Celebrity. Kim, who also stars on E!’s unscripted hit Keeping Up With Kardashians, appeared on the show Tuesday night –along with singer Nick Lachey — in a bid to see if she could walk amongst her fans without them recognizing her!

It took a team of seasoned Hollywood makeup artists three hours to take Kim K from knockout headturner to a frumpy understudy for Ugly Betty!

“This was a real process… I needed to get a molding of my face so I could have a prosthetic nose, cheeks, and neck put on! I look like a completely different person! My name was Cynthia…after my cousin Cici!” Kim writes of the stunt.

Check it out:

“Some woman just came up to me & said congrats 4 being pregnant! I know she thought I was Kourt but rude! Do I look 8 months preggo?” Kim moaned on Twitter Monday.

Kim and Vanessa — joined by Vanessa’s former Total Request Live co-star LaLa Vasquez and the band Train — will play a pair of murderous schemers on an episode airing Dec. 16, the network has confirmed to TV Guide.com.

“The ladies play two women who’ve managed to concoct a very interesting scheme that ends in murder,” says executive producer Pam Veasey.

This isn’t the first time Kim and Vanessa have teamed up to show off their acting prowness….or lack thereof…The brunette bombshells stunk up the box office in the big screen flop Disaster Movie in 2008.

The reality TV vixen put her good looks on the line in a charity boxing match on Tuesday. Unfortunately, the good sport ended up with bumps, bruises, and a one helluva shiner.

The buxom beauty soon found herself bested by her opponent, who was the highest bidder in an event benefiting The Dream Foundation at the Commerce Casino in Commerce, California.

“I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch!” Kim blogged on Wednesday. “Look at my black eye!!!”

She says that her younger brother Robert went against an opponent “at least 25 pounds heavier than him” and when his mask fell off, he got hit hard. After the 22-year-old was floored in a barrage of jabs in the first round, the socialite quickly slipped into Big Sis Mode and jumped into his corner and demanded the bout be stopped, arguing the larger opponent was going too hard on him.

“When he put his hands down, he got hit in the face and ended up in [the] hospital with a concussion. Rob’s a strong guy and can definitely hold his own, but he wasn’t expecting to get hit after his mask had fallen off! This guy just got really down and dirty!” she blogged.

Nevertheless, Kim says it’ll take more than a few blows to the head to take down a Kardashian:

“Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon … I hope. You can try to bring the Kardashians down … but we’re a strong family.”

Tyra Banks is Keeping Up With The Kardashians this Halloween. Kourtney and Khloe? Check. Butt Implants? Check. Sex Tape With Brandy’s Brother? Double Check. The catwalk-killer-turned-daytime diva channels Kim K, America’s favorite HOdashian, for The Tyra Bank Show’s annual Halloween Special, airing this Friday.

What do you think guys? Is she killing that dress or what?