In an interview with GQ, Kevin Federline talks about how his wife is worth over $200 million, and how he has already spent the $2 million he made from “Chaotic”.

He also mentioned how he did not graduate from high school in the traditional way, but instead getting his GED. How can you brag about your GED?

I actually got amazing-ass test scores on it,” Federline maintains. “Not that it’s the hardest thing in the world. But especially the math. I got pretty high test scores for the state of California.”

I really wish that Britney would get rid of him. Fix herself up, move on to someone better, and we could all stop hearing about Kevin Federline, his empty pockets, and his lack of intelligence.

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So maybe you got a chance to see K-Fed’s performance on the Teen Choice Awards. If not, David posted it below Frankly, it’s bad. Really bad. And somehow, he drags two other people down with him in the process.

Perez Hilton managed to cull some quotes from various sources about the K-Fed. The real choice one is from Elliot Wilson, editor in chief of XXL magazine. As he says, “I just think we ignore him [Federline]. He’s a joke, basically. I just don’t think he gets it. He doesn’t get that he’s Britney’s man and it’s hard to take him seriously.”

Nobody should take him seriously. If it crosses anyone’s mind, let this video be a little reminder of why this is a misguided idea at best.

What this all brings to mind, though, is Vanilla Ice. Now considered a punchline to a bad joke about the early nineties. Ice also dated Madonna, even appearing in her coffee-table book Sex. If Britney aspires to be Madonna, then is K-Fed really trying to be Vanilla Ice? If so, he’s already spot on with it. But he might even be down to the level of Snow.

If you have been waiting to see Kevin Federline sing, well those at the Teen Choice Awards has the chance as Britney Spears announced her man’s debut.

This has to be the worst singing ever. No looks, no talent, no life. Britney used to at least be eye candy.

Let me get this straight. Since Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are having their second child, Kevin now has to get rid of his six pet sharks? So they were not worried about one child being eaten, but two is a problem?

Spears apparently fears that the six Australian gray nurse sharks could be risky with two children around the house, and while Kevin loves his sharks, Britney wants it to be safe for the children.

“Kevin loves those sharks,” a family friend told the mag. “He even named them. But Brit said there’s no way he’d be keeping them.”

Since when does Britney worry about safety?

Via: MSNBC

Get ready to see Britney Spears on another cover of People magazine as she admits that baby number two was not planned. You mean celebrities have accidental children? Kevin sure is expanding his flock.

Anyways, apparently in this week’s People, she talks about being a mom, and taking care of Sean P, as well as Kevin Federline her chocolate cravings.

Britney Spears, expecting baby No. 2, says she and husband Kevin Federline didn’t plan the pregnancy. “It just kind of happened,” the 24-year-old singer reveals in an interview in the latest issue of People magazine.

She adds, laughing: “I’m going to wait a while for the next (one)!”

At eight months pregnant, Spears is mom to 11-month old son Sean Preston, the couple’s first child. “I feel like I’ve been pregnant for 10 years!” she says.

Having back-to-back babies can be stressful, she says, but she adhere’s to her mom’s advice to take it “one day at a time.”

“It is now starting to get a little tiring, holding (Sean Preston), but the whole pregnancy I’ve done it a lot because he’s very attached,” she tells the magazine. “It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too.”

Spears says she and Federline, 28, don’t know the gender of their baby-to-be. The little one and its big brother “are going to be so close together, it’s going to be weird. But I love it,” she says.

Spears — who has gained about 40 pounds during her pregnancy — plans to hit the gym and begin dieting soon after having the baby, scheduled to be a Caesarean birth, as was her first. She is not, though, ignoring her cravings at this point.

“Crunching ice and chocolate, oh my God,” she says. “I’ll get up in the middle of the night and I’ll get a Hershey’s bar, the real big ones, and I’ll put it in the microwave and melt it and eat it. It sounds disgusting, but it’s so satisfying.”

Someone should find a way to stop Kevin Federline from having any more children, at least until he gets a real job.

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