“Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree. He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things,” Lisa Ann gushes of the couple’s burgeoning romance.

Rob previously dated ex-Cheetah Girl and 3LW singer Adrienne Bailon.

Crazy-in-love newlyweds Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are looking forward to proving their knee-jerk marriage can last the test of time…..live on reality TV!

The Armenian celebutante and her Lakers hoopin’ hubby received the perfect wedding gift when the E! network approached the pair with a lucrative deal to appear on their own unscripted reality series tenatively titled Khlomar.

According to The National Enquirer, E! and producer Ryan Seacrest — who already helms Khloe’s family reality series, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, — were inspired to stick Khloe and Lamar in front the camera after the massive success of the couple’s recent wedding special. An astonishing 3.2 million celeb lovers tuned in to watch the couple’s two-hour wedding special when it aired on an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians Nov. 8.

Khlomar will focus on Khloe and Lamar’s first months of wedded bliss, which follows their whirlwind four week courtship. Everything from househunting to baby-planning will be on display for reality fans, tattles a tipster.

“Khloe and Lamar are deeply in love and want hte world to see how happy they are.”

Who’s watching? Show yourselves!

The couple ended their 10-month engagement last February after the Keeping Up With The Kardashians personality became concerned that Scott was secretly seeing women behind her back. The two later reconciled and Kourtney became pregnant. But the 30-year-old L.A. socialite has had a tough time shaking suspicions that Scott is anything but a one-woman man. So Scott hired private investigator Kelly Duhs, of Moorpark, California, to administer a polygraph, Star Magazine reports in its Nov. 23 issue.

“Kourtney heard whispers about him cheating while he was partying in the Hamptons this summer, and she eventually threw him out,” an insider dished. “The only chance to save his relationship was to prove his innocence with a lie detector test,” the spy adds. “He was nervous, because he hadn’t taken one before.”

It turns out there was nothing to worry about. Scott passed the polygraph with flying colors and Kourt happily allowed him to move back in.

Scott and Kourtney’s baby boy is due next month.

The Hollywood socialite posted pics on her blog of a prosthetic face that was placed on her for her appearance on the new E! series Secret Celebrity. Kim, who also stars on E!’s unscripted hit Keeping Up With Kardashians, appeared on the show Tuesday night –along with singer Nick Lachey — in a bid to see if she could walk amongst her fans without them recognizing her!

It took a team of seasoned Hollywood makeup artists three hours to take Kim K from knockout headturner to a frumpy understudy for Ugly Betty!

“This was a real process… I needed to get a molding of my face so I could have a prosthetic nose, cheeks, and neck put on! I look like a completely different person! My name was Cynthia…after my cousin Cici!” Kim writes of the stunt.

Check it out:

“Some woman just came up to me & said congrats 4 being pregnant! I know she thought I was Kourt but rude! Do I look 8 months preggo?” Kim moaned on Twitter Monday.

The couple was on to promote their Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Wedding Special, airing this Sunday on E!.

The reality TV vixen put her good looks on the line in a charity boxing match on Tuesday. Unfortunately, the good sport ended up with bumps, bruises, and a one helluva shiner.

The buxom beauty soon found herself bested by her opponent, who was the highest bidder in an event benefiting The Dream Foundation at the Commerce Casino in Commerce, California.

“I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch!” Kim blogged on Wednesday. “Look at my black eye!!!”

She says that her younger brother Robert went against an opponent “at least 25 pounds heavier than him” and when his mask fell off, he got hit hard. After the 22-year-old was floored in a barrage of jabs in the first round, the socialite quickly slipped into Big Sis Mode and jumped into his corner and demanded the bout be stopped, arguing the larger opponent was going too hard on him.

“When he put his hands down, he got hit in the face and ended up in [the] hospital with a concussion. Rob’s a strong guy and can definitely hold his own, but he wasn’t expecting to get hit after his mask had fallen off! This guy just got really down and dirty!” she blogged.

Nevertheless, Kim says it’ll take more than a few blows to the head to take down a Kardashian:

“Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon … I hope. You can try to bring the Kardashians down … but we’re a strong family.”

Here’s a sneak peek of some of the explosive moments leading up to the big day.

Kourtney, 30, who is due to give birth to her first child with boyfriend Scott Disick in December will be guest of honor at the event in Los Angeles Nov. 14. Invites shaped as baby-blue angel wings went out to approximately 75 friends and family this week: “Please join us for a baby shower honouring Kourtney Kardashian, November 14, 2009, Noon.”

Party planner Sharon Sacks was hired by Kim and Khloe to make sure the shower is a memorable affair. “The magic words I just kept hearing were sleek, chic and elegant,” Sacks told X17Online.com this week.

The star of E!’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians claims she and Lamar were feeling spontaneous over weekend, so they decided to hit up Tattoo Mania, where they got each other’s initials tattooed on their hands. Khloe just revealed photos of the inkspots on her website.

Khloe writes: “I think the best tattoo experiences are the spontaneous ones, because that way you are not only left with the tattoo, but an amazing memory to go along with it!… I just knew I wanted a tattoo for Lamar in the web of my hand, and then once we got to the shop we decided on getting each other’s initials. I got “LO” in cursive on my right hand and he got “KO” on both hands.”