“bizarre car crash in Los Angeles involving two luxury cars early this morning rapper Kanye West dead, a second injured, a third arrested for gross vehicular manslaughter and a fourth person was detained by police.”

Kanye West has released a video of himself acting drunk and obnoxious — What else is new? — in a new short film by cult director Spike Jonze.

The surreal 11-minute clip entitled ‘”We Were Once A Fairytale” shows a sloshed Kanye acting a damn fool at a nightclub. At the end of the footage, the rapper down in the bathroom and finds himself vomiting rose petals. How charming…..

After posting the video on his official website, it seems Kanye had second thoughts about showing the world how badly behaved he can be — he later removed it.

Just weeks after announcing dates for “Fame Kills: Featuring Kanye West & Lady Gaga,” tour promoters cancelled the North American tour on Thursday.

“Live Nation announced today that the Kanye West and Lady Gaga ‘Fame Kills’ tour has been canceled,” promoters said in a statement issued this evening.

Kayne and Gaga were scheduled to make stops in 34 cities across the continent during the tour, that would have kicked off in Phoenix, AZ on Nov. 10 and wrapped up January 24 in Dallas, TX.

The cancellation comes on the heels of harsh criticism for Yeezy, who is still feeling the heat from the Court of Public Opinion after his drunken hijacking of Taylor Swift’s award-winning moment at the MTV Video Music Awards last month. The hip-hop star has reportedly been considering seeking professional treatment –read: REHAB — for addiction to alcohol.

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Yeezy’s getting the help he needzy. After downing a bottle of Hennessy cognac and storming the stage at last weekend’s MTV Video Music Awards, Star Magazine claims hip-hop juggernaut Kanye West has hired a counselor and is considering checking into rehab for alcohol addiction once his Fame Kills Tour, featuring pop sensation Lady Gaga, wraps up in January.

According to those closest to him, Kanye has been using alcohol as a security blanket since his mother’s passing. Donda West died in November 2007, one day after getting a tummy tuck and breast reduction surgery for an unlicensed doctor.

“His drinking is getting worse — and when he has too much, he can be mean and obnoxious,” a friend reveals in the Oct. 5 issue of Star. “If he doesn’t get help soon, things could really spiral out of control.”

Although Kanye, 32, publicly — and privately– apologized for humiliating country cutie Taylor Swift as she delivered her first VMA acceptance speech, sources close to the “Jesus Walks” star says he was in such a drunken stupor that he doesn’t even remember the now infamous stage-storm.

“Kanye’s afraid to go to rehab, but he knows he needs help and is taking steps in the right direction.”

Two of the most controversial acts in music are teaming for a 34 citiy tour of North America, kicking off in Phoenix on Nov. 10 and running through Jan. 24 in Dallas. Tickets go on sale to the general public in select markets this Friday, Sept. 25 at LiveNation.com.

Kanye has been under fire since her famously interrupted 19-year-old country star Taylor Swift as she was accepting her Best Female Video Moonman to tell the audience that the award should have gone to Jay-Z’s wife, R&B diva Beyonce.

“He’s just a super-passionate person,” Jay said speaking to the BBC Radio 1’s Jo Whiley on Friday.

Nonetheless, Jay-Z admits the incident was “inappropriate at the time.”

“Of course it was rude because it was her moment but that’s the way he really felt.” But he added, “I think it was rude but the way they’re treating him… He’s on the cover of every paper. He didn’t kill anybody. No one got harmed.”

The comedic craze, known as “Imma Let You Finish,” imposes mashups of West’s words – “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna (sic) let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time” – over footage of other famous moments in history. Barack Obama, Neil Armstrong, and Adolf Hitler have been remixed to show West interrupting their moments.

There’s even one that pokes fun at the Patrick Swayze — who lost his battle against pancreatic cancer on Monday. “Yo Patrick Swayze, I know you just died and all and Imma (sic) let you finish but Michael Jackson’s death was the best one this year,” the graphic reads.

Hackers created a webpage based on the West debacle and tricked victims into clicking on it, after which their PCs are infected with harmful spyware, according to anti-virus software company F-Secure. The infected web page claims to show a video of Patrick Swayze’s funeral, but it is actually a link to malicious software.

“Users think they have to click on the ‘video’ to enable video streaming,” said an F-Secure spokesperson. “Actually, it’s an image and clicking on it takes the user to another website promising another video. And clicking on this video ends up with the user unintentionally downloading a rogue AV.”

Celebrity tattles say legendary entertainer Liza Minnelli was left fuming after the “Jesus Walks” star snubbed her during an event at the New York Public Library last week.

At 63, you’d hardly expect the Tony & Oscar-winning Cabaret actress to get starstruck by a hip-hop artist, but that’s exactly what happened when Liza met Yeezy, gossip columnist Shelby Loosch claims in the Sept. 28 issue of Globe. She immediately asked her bodyguards to beckon Kanye over. Unfortunately for Liza, “Mr. Ego” was too busy posing for photographs with his bald and barely-clothed girlfriend, Amber Rose, to notice her.

According to an eyewitness, “By the time he was ready for the introduction, Liza had to go off to perform. She wasn’t very happy that he kept her wanting.”

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The country crooner, who was the subject of Taylor’s debut single, has some harsh words for the hip-hop heavyweight in an episode of CMT Insider, airing this Saturday, Sept. 19.

“He shows himself to be an idiot every time he does stuff like that,” Tim says, adding that Kanye’s ill-mannered outburst served as a learning lesson for daughters Gracie, 12, Maggie, 11, and Audrey, 7. “[My girls] were upset. But what he did do is provide a great example of how not to be, and my girls learned a big lesson.”

He added, “When they weren’t looking I said, “He needs an a– whoopin’!”