Katy’s knockers are getting her into trouble — again.
Just two months after her ample bosom got her kicked off Sesame Street, top-heavy “California Gurl” Katy Perry is using the power of technology to make her breasts smaller.
Everybody knows it’s ok to get fat once you’re married, right?
Newlyweds Katy Perry and Russell Brand must have overdone it on their honeymoon because the couple are reportedly going on a strict detox diet as we approach the holidays. The couple — who married in an intimate ceremony in India last month — are cutting out wheat, dairy and meat until the end of the year, a Kat-Russ informant tells Britain’s Daily Star.
(When are we going to come up with a cute couple nickname for these two?)
With friends like these….Rihanna was so devastated over missing her best friend Katy Perry’s wedding to Russell Brand last month that the “Rude Boy” singer has reportedly splashed out a fistful of dough for a second honeymoon for the newlyweds.
Remind us again, why aren’t we friends with Rihanna?
If you missed last night’s buzzed-about “Never Been Kissed” episode of Glee, not only did you miss out on a pair of liplocks heard around the web (Kurt and Coach Beastie get their first kisses…), you probably didn’t see the riveting all-male rendition of Katy Perry‘s smash hit “Teenage Dream” — featuring newcomer Darren Criss. After being added to iTunes, the single quickly skyrocketed to the No. 1 most-downloaded spot.
So how does Katy feel about being covered on TV’s leading musical-comedy? Well, the newlywed is overjoyed. She even Tweeted a promise to make the single her ringtone.
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Rihanna’s made no secret of her initial displeasure with best friend’s new husband, British comedian Russell Brand. Curiously enough, an Australian tabloid believes the flame-haired islanders displeasure with Rusty isn’t such a thing of the past, and offers an interesting suggestion on the real reason Rihanna didn’t attend BFF Katy Perry’s wedding last month.