It seems Katie Holmes is still a little salty over old pal Anne Hathaway’s knee-slapping parody of her on Saturday Night Live last November. Just how pissed is Katie? So much so that the Mad Money actress and her hubby Tom Cruise would rather poop razorblades than be seen dead at this year’s Oscars. Why? That nasty Anne is hosting the ceremony!
If you’re nobody in Hollywood until you’ve been reincarnated as a caricature on Saturday Night Live, Britain’s soon-to-be Princess Kate Middleton is ready for her closeup.
Mrs. Cruise is being courted to play pseudo-Mrs. Sandler: Katie Holmes is in talks to portray an unwelcome-house-guest alongside Adam Sandler and Al Pacino in a new comedy called Jack & Jill, The Hollywood Reporter said Wednesday.
Sandler will play both sibilings Jack and Jill in the film — the latter who refuses to leave after a visiting her family for Thanksgiving. Screen legend Pacino will appear as himself. The casting marks Holmes’ first major film role since the 2007 flop Mad Money.