Katie Holmes is having problems finding work because of her marriage to kooky Tom Cruise and her Scientology faith, according to Hollywood snitches. Read the rest of this entry »

Posh Spice has spent the last few weeks checking out Los Angeles dwellings, one of which that is just five doors down from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but the singer has also been planning two “Coming to America” parties for her family.

The first party will be a $500,000 British-themed event with roast beef by Gordon Ramsey, will feature TomKat as guests of honor and J-Lo behind the microphone singing.

At the second party, Posh will introduce herself to the LA Galaxy wives and girlfriends.

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have left the hubs and kids in the wind and are spending some “girl time” in Paris.

The famous moms were spotted at an Armani party in Paris on Tuesday night. The BFFs, nicknamed “PoshKat,” met up for lunch at a quaint bistro called Le Voltaire. This comes just as Posh and hubby Becks received their very on wax likenesses at the Madame Tussauds Museum in the Big Apple.

The media loves to label. You know what I’m talking about, it’s like one of those psychology word-association tests. Say the first word that comes to mind when you hear the following names:

But come on, people. In a recent msnbc.com article , Cruise is accused of being paranoid and forcing the “scientology way of life” onto baby Suri simply because 2 1/2 month old Suri has not yet made a public appearance. Since when has thinking that the paparazzi’s noise and flashbulbs might not be great for an 10-week-old baby become religious extremism? I can’t help but think that if it was someone like Gwenyth Paltrow, who the media loves, sheltering her baby from the limelight that the media would put an enterely different spin on it.

Tomkat called Brangelina to congratulate them on the birth of the most beautiful baby in the world and to invite Ange to accept a humanitarian award at the Scientology center. In related news, Brad and Ange are now regularly screening their calls.

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No, seriously I don’t even think I would accept calls from TomKat at this point in their twisted freaking universe. They are so mixed up in that strange Gay Cult that its sickening.