On Wednesday, Life & Style Weekly published a scoop which claimed that its been more than a year since cranky Kate Gosselin’s had her corn shucked (Use your imagination….) by a member of the opposite sex. Proving that desperate times call for desperate measures, Kate’s reportedly resorted to scraping the bottom of the barrel in her search for steady lovin’ — and she’s already got her eyes set on a pair of Hollywood staples: David Hasselhoff and Jeff Goldblum.
Reality TV Octomom Kate Gosselin was finally voted off Dancing With the Stars on Tuesday after five weeks of rhythmless robotics that made the tabloid darling one of the most critically-panned hoofers to appear on the show since Master P. Gosselin scored just 15 out of a possible 30 points for a stiff foxtrot this week to The Breakfast Club theme “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” — a performance that judge Bruno Tolini described as “catatonic.”
After a disastrous foxtrot that will likely be the final nail in a coffin filled with chuckle-worthy and robotic performances on the 10th season of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars, Monster Mom Kate Gosselin has embarked on a grassroots email campaign to keep her in the ballroom.
Do you know what Jon Gosselin does for a living? (Don’t worry, we’ll wait…) Not sure? That’s OK, his wife doesn’t have a clue, either.
Kate Gosselin — Dancing With The Stars’ village idiot of the hour — says she’s not sure how her former husband makes money and is not aware if he currently has a job.
Reality Octomom Kate Gosselin will join “Maven of Celebrity Dish” Mary Hart as a co-host on TV’s long-running syndicated newsmagazine Entertainment Tonight this Wednesday, April 14.
Have we learned nothing from her lifeless guest appearances on The View?
