In “Gurl Puhleeze!” News: Dominican pop tart Kat DeLuna learned absolutely zilch from the months she spent as an online laughing stock after single-handedly butchering the National Anthem during a sporting event in 2008.

The Poor Man’s answer to Shakira is back on the pop/R&B scene (We’ll let you decide whether this is a good thing or a bad thing), and this time she’s putting her throaty vocals to chuckleworthy use on an East Coast remix of Katy Perry’s charttopping summer anthem, “California Gurls.” (Featuring a guest appearance by an annoying rapper named Onassis.)

Ladies and Gents, we present Kat DeLuna singing “New YorK City Gurls” — or as we like to call it: Reason #445,500 half the world hates The Empire State.

And because it never gets old:

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Kat De Luna “Run the Show” Music Video