A Justin Bieber video typically features choreography and a Selena Gomez doppelganger tangled up in the pop star’s charms. But thanks to one Florida judge, a very different brand of Bieber video will soon rise through the viral ranks.
Listen up, Beliebers: The bang of a judge’s gavel is the only thing standing between you and a glimpse at Justin Bieber’s…er…member. Try to contain yourselves.
We suppose egging your neighbor’s house…allegedly, of course…makes living harmoniously pretty difficult. So it’s no wonder problem-prone pop tart Justin Bieber is unloading his posh pad in Calabasas and taking his talents down south. Literally. Bieber’s reportedly has been scoping out houses in Atlanta, Georgia in a bid to be closer to the city’s thriving…
Justin Bieber’s wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Manhattan is being removed because of what museum officials call…wait for it…excessive groping by visitors. All together now: Ewwww!
Even the First Lady of the United States has an opinion on Justin Bieber’s behavior of late. Michelle Obama says if the pop sensation were her son she’d “pull him close.”