Add Katy Perry to the list of Brain Dead Noodle Noggins who have fallen under John Mayer’s whoo-doo. The eccentric singing star is the latest showbiz darling who finds music’s biggest douche totally fuckable. In an interview with Australian radio’s Kyle and Jackie O, Katy Perry was asked who she would shoot, shag or marry when it comes to rockers Benji Madden, Pete Wentz, and John Mayer.
The “Waking Up In Vegas” singer replied that she would marry Pete because he is such a great dad to son Bronx, shoot Benji and ended by saying, “I couldn’t marry John Mayer, it’d be so intense. I’d definitely shag the shit out of him though. I’ll go on record saying that.”
If you want to impress us, find us a woman in the entertainment industry who wouldn’t sleep with John Mayer!
John Mayer is still pining over the demise of his on-again/off-again relationship with Jennifer Aniston — at least that’s the word from the perky brunette most recently romantically linked to the “Clarity” crooner.
In a new interview with Britain’s Heat Magazine, aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan claims that John was “completely shocked” by Jen’s decision to end their romance in March — adding that he spent the better part of her brief time dating him thinking of the former Friends star.
“John was devastated at the break up with Jen. He told me that he really didn’t think Jen would dump him,” she explained. “He’s never really got over it and he still talks about her a lot. He’s been playing guitar alone at night, pining over her.”
John Mayer enjoyed a private lunch with former girlfriend Jessica Simpson this week.
The singer-and-actress, who is currently dating Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, secretly met John for a meal in Calabasas, California, one source told gossip website X17Online.
“They were keen not to be seen together but they looked so happy to be in each other’s company. It looked to me like they were more than just good friends!”
It was the first time the exes have been seen together publicly since Mayer royally dumped Jess two years ago. The blonde was said to have been heartbroken over the split. John has been single since breaking up with actress Jennifer Aniston earlier this year.
It’s not enough that John Mayer has had half the women in Hollywood, so the rock star is now setting his sights on men. After more than a year of shouting ‘No Comment” to questions about a rumored same-sex spit swap with Perez Hilton, John’s finally copped to locking lips with the celebrity gossip blogger at a party in the Spring of 2008.
“Fuck yeah, I made out with Perez,” the “Clarity” singer told the crowd aboard his Mayercraft Cruise in Los Angeles over the weekend. “I just wanted to prove that I’m a sicker f–k than he is. I’ll [have sex with him] until he runs away screaming just to prove a point.”
