John Mayer is on Rumor Control! The girl-hounding lothario is none too pleased that he is being romantically linked to The Hills vixen Kristin Cavallari.
In a series of four crass posts uploaded to his Twitter page Wednesday, the 32-year-old lothario announced that he has never bumped pelvics with Kristin, writing: “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman… I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari (sic) with my penis.” He later added, “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.” He then posted, “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”
In closing, John posted, “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James…”
Well, that explains that.
Jennifer Aniston can’t resist the charms of former flame John Mayer.
Now Magazine claims Jen has been secretly hooking up with her musician ex for clandestine sex sessions at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York — where the 40-year-old actress is filming the upcoming comedy The Hangover alongside actor Bradley Cooper.
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John Mayer will have to hand over $25,000 to charity, after losing a bet to TMZ.com editors.
On Thursday, John posted a challenge on his Twitter saying he’d pay $25,000 to whoever could unearth the mugshot from his 2001 arrest for speeding and driving without a license in Georgia, writing: “I was arrested for the same offense as Patrick Stump,” in reference to the Fall Out Boy singer who was arrested Tuesday on a two-year-old warrant for driving without a valid license.
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John Mayer joked about bedding a transsexual in a posting on his Twitter page early Monday morning.
He wrote: “I’m going to pick up a wayward tranny on the way home. Not a tranny who knows where she’s going. I’m talking a chick with a d**k who’s lost [sic].”
Nearly an hour later, the 31-year-old star seemed to think better of his outburst, and wrote: “I can’t believe that last tweet made it past my internal Standards and Practices Department.”
Jessica Simpson’s friendship with former flame John Mayer is being blamed for her split from longtime boyfriend Tony Romo. According to pals, she got her marching orders after the football star discovered sexy texts from the guitar-strumming rocker on her cellphone and learned Jessica joined John for lunch in Hollywood last month.
An insider told RadarOnline.com: “They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it. Tony found messages from John and went ballistic. Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”
Tony and Jessica had been dating since 2007.