Did you catch John Mayer on TODAY this morning? The guitar-strumming musician dropped by the morning show Thursday to perform a pair of tracks from his current fourth album, Battle Studies

Britney Spears has gained an unlikely ally in the lip-synching scandal brewing Down Under. Outspoken rocker John Mayer has jumped to the defense of the pop star, who has been criticized for “performing” pre-recorded numbers during recent concerts in Australia.

Disgruntled audience members slammed the 27-year-old in Australia’s Daily Telegraph Friday for her pre-recorded Circus Tour. “It was a waste of $200 — I could have got four pairs of shoes for that,” one concertgoer complained. For his part, John just can’t understand what all the hoopla is about.

“If you’re shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you,” Mayer posted on his Twitter account Sunday night.

Another track has leaked from John Mayer’s forthcoming album Battle Studies, prior to its Nov. 17 release date: “Half of My Heart,” a duet with country starlet Taylor Swift.

The “Love Story” singer is a big fan of the rocker but never dreamed she’d get to sing one of his songs.

“I was so excited when he Twitter-messaged me. He was like, ‘Hey, I just wrote this song this morning and I can only hear you singing on it with me. I was like, ‘Yes!’”

Any John Mayer fans out there? “Who Says” he doesn’t have the right to smoke weed?! The acoustic crooner’s fourth studio album, Battle Studies, premieres Nov. 17.

John Mayer kissed a boy — and her liked it. Perez Hilton has already claimed he made out with John Mayer – and now The National Enquirer claims the man with one of the most active penises in music locked lips with another dude at Toucan’s Tiki Lounge, a popular gay club in Palm Springs, last Saturday night (Oct. 10).

Well, he’s slept with half the women in Hollywood — Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt — it’s only fitting he moved on to men. The loins of manwhores don’t satisfy themselves, you know. Read the rest of this entry »

Douchebag — so oftern a word so often used to describe John Mayer….and it’s not hard to see why.

Jennifer Aniston’s former Buss Down was recently interviewed by a columnist from New York Magazine, who he tormented for no apparent reason before threatening to sodomize her editor.

And you thought he had no class!

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The official music video for John Mayer’s new single “Who Says” premiered online overnight.

“When I sing it, I do not think about marijuana – I think about walking around your house naked with a guitar. It’s about being in control of the pleasure in your life,” John said of the song in an interview with Rolling Stone.

“Who Says” is confirmed as the first single off of John’s soon-to-be-released fourth album “Battle Studies,” available Nov. 17. The effort is described as “observations and a little bit of advice on relationships … kind of like a heartbreak handbook.”

Kristin Cavallari is determined to stick a cork in reports claiming she dated John Mayer. The Hills star made on appearance on On-Air With Ryan Seacrest on Tuesday, where she admitted Mayer once asked her out but insists she turned him down.

“I didn’t want to be another notch on his belt,” the 22-year-old told Ryan.

In the past, John Mayer has been romantically linked to Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Aniston. Last month, the musician took to his Twitter page to debunk rumors that he was was romancing Kristin, writing:

Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.

John Mayer is on Rumor Control! The girl-hounding lothario is none too pleased that he is being romantically linked to The Hills vixen Kristin Cavallari.

In a series of four crass posts uploaded to his Twitter page Wednesday, the 32-year-old lothario announced that he has never bumped pelvics with Kristin, writing: “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman… I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari (sic) with my penis.” He later added, “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.” He then posted, “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

In closing, John posted, “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James…”

Well, that explains that.

Jennifer Aniston can’t resist the charms of former flame John Mayer.

Now Magazine claims Jen has been secretly hooking up with her musician ex for clandestine sex sessions at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York — where the 40-year-old actress is filming the upcoming comedy The Hangover alongside actor Bradley Cooper.
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