Joe Jonas Destroys Valentine’s Day! [A Parody]

For the Average Joe, giving your girlfriend Joe Jonas for Valentine’s Day, would be better than a diamond sparkler and a box of Godiva chocolates, but that’s not exactly how the scenerio plays out in this sidesplitting new holiday parody from FunnyOrDie.com.

Joe Jonas Buys Ashley Greene $12K Dog

“Love don’t cost a thing,” Jennifer Lopez once sang (or squeaked, depending on who’s telling the story…) But that’s certainly not the case for Hot Hollywood couple Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene. The smitten boy bander recently plopped down five figures on a purebred pooch for the Twilight stunner. Shh — don’t tell PETA!