Lindsay Lohan Slams Joan Rivers, Michael Lohan, & Dr. Drew

LiLo will no longer remain silent as she slowly becomes the newest unofficial butt of Joan Rivers’ jokes.

LiLo will no longer remain silent as she slowly becomes the newest unofficial butt of Joan Rivers’ jokes.

Joan Rivers — the First Lady of Comedy who never found a piece of plastic that she didn’t want transplanted into a new face — spent the past few days making an hourly Twitter sport out of poking stabbing jabs at troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan. The relentless teasing got so bad that LiLo’s ex, celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson, made headlines over the weekend after she decided to take Rivers on in her own game.
Joan just doesn’t get what all the fuss is about.


The last time Samantha Ronson’s name made headlines, the Peter Pan doppleganger was accusing ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan of hurling a shot glass at her in the middle of a crowded nightclub.
What a difference a few months make.
Today, the DJ is jumping to the star’s defense — and quite likely raising the ire of stiff-faced and acid-tongued comedy icon Joan Rivers.

“If you’re going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then you’d be an ass to come out and say you’re gay. Ricky Martin was so smart. He did what he did, made his millions and then he said, ‘Guess what, everybody? I’m gay…’ It didn’t matter anymore because he didn’t have to bring in 16-year-old girls….”
Joan Rivers on Closeted Celebs, The Advocate, June 2010

Loose-lipped and surgically-altered, Joan Rivers’ infamous “Take No Prisoners” approach to life is about to get the 76-year-old comedienne hauled into court.