(And if this one can get a man, there’s hope for single women everywhere.)

The razor-tongued 76-year-old How’d You Get So Rich? hostess is reportedly seeing magazine publisher Norm Zada, a 59-year-old former mathematics professor who founded Perfect 10, an adult magazine focusing on women without cosmetic surgery.

The two met while Tupperware Face was working on her TV Land series.

The comedienne-made-of-plastic was left stemming after breakfast at the Intercotinental Hotel in Houston on August 9. Brad Tolar claims Joan, 75, verbally assaulted his 2-year-old son and a hotel employee because the pair’s playful antics didn’t go so well with her bacon and eggs.

“The waitress thought he was adorable and was playing peek-a-boo with him,” Tolar explains in the Aug. 31 issue of Star Magazine.

Joan wasn’t amused, and at one point, “She turned around and screamed at them!”

We think its time for Melissa to consider sticking Joan into a home with the rest of the senile people over 70.

As only she can, the outspoken comedy legend says she’s disturbed by the reality starring dad of eight’s newfound reputation as a ladies man after separating from his wife of a decade.

“I’m disgusted by him. Here’s a guy with eight kids who runs off to ‘find himself’ — well, he should have found himself a condom,” Rivers fumed.

Unfortunately, Joan’s lack of emotion can’t be blamed on the fact that after her thousandth facelift her tear ducts are now located in her ears.

The legendary comedienne has branded the ’80s “It Girl” a phony, after accusing Brooke of feigning grief for her late friend just to attract media attention for her own career.

“She was Michael Jackson’s dearest friend,” the attention-lovin’ Joan told paparazzos outside CBS Studios in New York City on Tuesday. “….She hadn’t seen him since 1993.”

“Oh darling, grow up! It’s called ‘face time,’” she added, with a roll of the eye.

The potty-mouthed comedienne ripped Leno and his upcoming 10PM series on NBC during a public press junket on Wednesday.

“I think it’s brilliant that Leno is at 10 p.m., because America can get bored more easily and go to sleep earlier,” Rivers told reporters as she promoted her new TV Land cable TV show How’d You You Get So Rich? at the Television Critics Assn Confab yesterday. “When was the last time you heard, ‘Did you hear what Leno said last night?’”

Rivers’ vendetta against the Tonight Show dates back more than two decades.

She was a frequent guest host for Johnny Carson — who banished her from the Tonight stage and refused to speak to her again after she began hosting her own late-night talk show on FOX in 1986.

The show was promptly cancelled.

Rivers was never asked back to Tonight again, even during Jay Leno’s 17-year run as host, which ended last May.

Comedienne Joan Rivers turned the air blue during a live interview on Good Day Sacramento on Tuesday morning after she swore at a host for cracking a joke about her daughter Melissa.

Is it just us or is Joan getting too old for this sh*t?

The 76 year old spitfire appeared on the local morning broadcast to promote her new TV Land reality show How’d You Get So Rich?, but things went horribly wrong after one interviewer made a quip about her 41-year-old daughter’s lack of identity and business sense.

“Ever run up to someone and say, ‘Hey, how did you get so rich?’ and the woman replied, ‘By riding on my mom’s coattails!’”

Joan cut the interview short – but not before scolding the male host with a barb of her own.

“I don’t think so. And I think we’re gonna end the interview right now. Don’t get so fucking smart,” she snapped.

Kathy Griffin has been tapped as Roast Master for the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers, set to air next month.

“Let’s just say it will be an evening of highs and lows,” Kathy says of the event. “I will be roasting Joan with more gentleness and tenderness than her latest chemical peel and, on the other hand, I will give her a verbal Pap Smear, and God only knows what I’m going to find down there.”

The Rivers Roast, which marks the first pairing of a female Roastee and Roast Master, will be taped in Los Angeles on July 26 and will air August 9 @ 10PM on Comedy Central.

If you’re hoping for Joan Rivers and her Celebrity Apprentice rival Annie Duke to bury the hatchet and hit the town for lunch sometime in the near future don’t hold your breath.

The legendary comedienne says she and the poker champ will never be friends.

Joan was hired and Annie was fired on the final faceoff of Celebrity Apprentice last weekend. The ladies were the last of sixteen celebrities who started the season vying for the title of Celebrity Apprentice, but the pair have been engaged in a bitter war of words throughout the season.

“You are a two-faced person,” Joan screamed at Annie during the finale. “You have said I’m a cancer. You said you hoped I would die. You never said it to my face!”

“For six boardrooms. I sat here and acted professional,” Annie shot back

“Professional-ly,” Joan corrected her.

“And there’s only so much a girl can take,” Annie said.

“You’re not a girl anymore, darling. You’re a woman.”

Joan beat Annie on Sunday’s finale by planning a better fundraising gala and won $250,000 for her chosen charity, God’s Love We Deliver, which brings meals to the seriously ill who are homebound.

“We’re not going to be BFFs. It’s a shame, because I think she’s a brilliant poker player, but she plays life like poker and I don’t. I play life like bingo,” Joan tells TV Guide this week. “Her harsh words were much harsher than mine. [She said], ‘I wish you would die’ or ‘The cancer has left the room’. She also told somebody, Now I know why her husband committed suicide,” she added.

Check out Joan on the new unscripted series How’d You Get So Rich?, premiering this summer on TV Land.