Joan Rivers has a new boyfriend.
(And if this one can get a man, there’s hope for single women everywhere.)
The razor-tongued 76-year-old How’d You Get So Rich? hostess is reportedly seeing magazine publisher Norm Zada, a 59-year-old former mathematics professor who founded Perfect 10, an adult magazine focusing on women without cosmetic surgery.
The two met while Tupperware Face was working on her TV Land series.
Not even toddlers can escape the wrath of Joan Rivers.
The comedienne-made-of-plastic was left stemming after breakfast at the Intercotinental Hotel in Houston on August 9. Brad Tolar claims Joan, 75, verbally assaulted his 2-year-old son and a hotel employee because the pair’s playful antics didn’t go so well with her bacon and eggs.
“The waitress thought he was adorable and was playing peek-a-boo with him,” Tolar explains in the Aug. 31 issue of Star Magazine.
Joan wasn’t amused, and at one point, “She turned around and screamed at them!”
We think its time for Melissa to consider sticking Joan into a home with the rest of the senile people over 70.
Joan Rivers slammed Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Jon Gosselin during a gala celebrating hr new TV Land show, How’d You Get So Rich?
As only she can, the outspoken comedy legend says she’s disturbed by the reality starring dad of eight’s newfound reputation as a ladies man after separating from his wife of a decade.
“I’m disgusted by him. Here’s a guy with eight kids who runs off to ‘find himself’ — well, he should have found himself a condom,” Rivers fumed.
Legendary comedienne Joan Rivers continued the promo tour for her new TV Land series, How’d You Get So Rich?, with a stop by Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday.
We don’t think Joan Rivers was among the people feeling all warm and fuzzy inside during Brooke Shields’ touching Michael Jackson’s memorial service tribute last month.
Unfortunately, Joan’s lack of emotion can’t be blamed on the fact that after her thousandth facelift her tear ducts are now located in her ears.
The legendary comedienne has branded the ’80s “It Girl” a phony, after accusing Brooke of feigning grief for her late friend just to attract media attention for her own career.
“She was Michael Jackson’s dearest friend,” the attention-lovin’ Joan told paparazzos outside CBS Studios in New York City on Tuesday. “….She hadn’t seen him since 1993.”
“Oh darling, grow up! It’s called ‘face time,’” she added, with a roll of the eye.
Joan Rivers, comedy’s oldest-living potty-mouth managed to keep the F-Bombs on tap during an appearance on CBS’s The Early Show Tuesday. Joan is promoting the debut of her Comedy Central roast, as well as her new TV Land series, How’d You Get So Rich?, premiering this Wednesday.
Don’t look for Joan Rivers to be a guest on Jay Leno’s new talk show anytime soon.
The potty-mouthed comedienne ripped Leno and his upcoming 10PM series on NBC during a public press junket on Wednesday.
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Comedienne Joan Rivers turned the air blue during a live interview on Good Day Sacramento on Tuesday morning after she swore at a host for cracking a joke about her daughter Melissa.
Is it just us or is Joan getting too old for this sh*t?
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Joan Rivers will see “Red” when some of the biggest names in comedy come together to roast her later this month….
Kathy Griffin has been tapped as Roast Master for the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers, set to air next month.
“Let’s just say it will be an evening of highs and lows,” Kathy says of the event. “I will be roasting Joan with more gentleness and tenderness than her latest chemical peel and, on the other hand, I will give her a verbal Pap Smear, and God only knows what I’m going to find down there.”
The Rivers Roast, which marks the first pairing of a female Roastee and Roast Master, will be taped in Los Angeles on July 26 and will air August 9 @ 10PM on Comedy Central.
If you’re hoping for Joan Rivers and her Celebrity Apprentice rival Annie Duke to bury the hatchet and hit the town for lunch sometime in the near future don’t hold your breath.
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