So much for a family reunion. Madge’s bitchy brother hates her hair and her boyfriend! The pair haven’t spoken since Christopher Ciccone released a scandalous tell-all book, Life With My Sister Madonna, in the summer of 2008, but that didn’t stop the outspoken sib from rasing his big sis in a bitchy tirade to E! this week.

“She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” he chuckled when quizzed about about the Queen of Pop’s subdued look at the 2009 MTV VMAs last weekend. “It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep — or don’t keep,” he added.
“It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”
Madonna made her 22-year-old boyfriend cry after refusing to wear the jewelry he purchased as a gift for her 51st birthday.

At her party in Italy on Sunday, Brazilian model Jesus Luz presented the Material Girl a set of South American good-luck bracelets, made of thin ribbons which are said to grant the wearer three wishes when they break.
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Madonna loves Jesus!
The Material Girl praised 22-year-old Brazilian beau Jesus Luz as “the love of her life” in a speech at her 51st birthday party in Portofino, Italy on Sunday.
“He’s the love of my life. He has been so strong around me. I can’t thank him enough,” Madge gushed before dashing across the room to lay one on Luz.

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Madonna has dumped her toyboy Brazilian lover Jesus Luz for the second time after deciding that she has no time for a relationship, according to a new tabloid scoop. Read the rest of this entry »

Madge Meets The Parents….
Madonna is reportedly planning to travel to Brazil to meet the family of her Brazilian boytoy, Jesus Luz.
The 50-year-old singing star has been dating the foreign-born model, 22, since the pair met on the set of her W Magazine photoshoot earlier this year.
“Madonna is getting serious, so that’s why she wants to meet his family,” a friend told In Touch this week. “Madonna has been growing closer to Jesus every day. The big age difference doesn’t mean a thing to her.”