Madonna Without Photoshop….Jesus Without Pants
Pretty things always look prettier when they’re standing next to something not-so-pretty. Yikes…
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Madonna, 51, Wants Jesus’ Baby
Madonna is trying for a baby with her boy toy lover Jesus Luz, The Sun reported Tuesday.
…..She’s 51…….
Madonna Sponsors $1,000 Per Week English Lessons For Jesus
Language of love? Hardly! The Material Girl is not pleased that Brazilian boytoy Jesus Luz, 22, hasn’t quite mastered English in the 10 months they’ve been dating.
Madge spies tell GLOBE that Madonna, 51, is shelling out $1,000 per week on a private tutor to work with Jesus.
“Madonna used to find Jesus’s broken English charming, but not anymore,” a snitch says. “She wants prove to her friends that he’s intelligent and sophisticated, so she’s hired a language teacher and forbidden him from speaking Portuguese anymore.”
Madonna Gives Jesus Luz $10,000 Monthly Allowance
Like all of Madonna’s children, Baby Jesus is rewarded each month with a hefty allowance — it pays to be close to The Material Girl.
Madonna Buying Jesus Luz Apartment In New York City
Madonna is buying her barely legal boyfriend Jesus Luz a multimillion apartment near her home in New York City.
The Material Girl is reportedly splashing out an impressive sum for a NYC loft for 23-year-old Brazilan model Jesus Luz.
“Madonna is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighbourhood where she has just moved,” a tipster tattled to Britain’s The Sun newspaper on Thursday.
“….She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it’s found and bought She really wasn’t kidding when she told him he’ll never have to worry about money from now on,” the snitch spilled.