Language of love? Hardly! The Material Girl is not pleased that Brazilian boytoy Jesus Luz, 22, hasn’t quite mastered English in the 10 months they’ve been dating.
Madge spies tell GLOBE that Madonna, 51, is shelling out $1,000 per week on a private tutor to work with Jesus.
“Madonna used to find Jesus’s broken English charming, but not anymore,” a snitch says. “She wants prove to her friends that he’s intelligent and sophisticated, so she’s hired a language teacher and forbidden him from speaking Portuguese anymore.”
Like all of Madonna’s children, Baby Jesus is rewarded each month with a hefty allowance — it pays to be close to The Material Girl.
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Madonna is buying her barely legal boyfriend Jesus Luz a multimillion apartment near her home in New York City.
The Material Girl is reportedly splashing out an impressive sum for a NYC loft for 23-year-old Brazilan model Jesus Luz.
“Madonna is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighbourhood where she has just moved,” a tipster tattled to Britain’s The Sun newspaper on Thursday.
“….She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it’s found and bought She really wasn’t kidding when she told him he’ll never have to worry about money from now on,” the snitch spilled.
So much for a family reunion. Madge’s bitchy brother hates her hair and her boyfriend! The pair haven’t spoken since Christopher Ciccone released a scandalous tell-all book, Life With My Sister Madonna, in the summer of 2008, but that didn’t stop the outspoken sib from rasing his big sis in a bitchy tirade to E! this week.
“She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” he chuckled when quizzed about about the Queen of Pop’s subdued look at the 2009 MTV VMAs last weekend. “It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep — or don’t keep,” he added.
“It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”
Madonna made her 22-year-old boyfriend cry after refusing to wear the jewelry he purchased as a gift for her 51st birthday.
At her party in Italy on Sunday, Brazilian model Jesus Luz presented the Material Girl a set of South American good-luck bracelets, made of thin ribbons which are said to grant the wearer three wishes when they break.
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Madonna loves Jesus!
The Material Girl praised 22-year-old Brazilian beau Jesus Luz as “the love of her life” in a speech at her 51st birthday party in Portofino, Italy on Sunday.
“He’s the love of my life. He has been so strong around me. I can’t thank him enough,” Madge gushed before dashing across the room to lay one on Luz.
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Madonna has dumped her toyboy Brazilian lover Jesus Luz for the second time after deciding that she has no time for a relationship, according to a new tabloid scoop. Read the rest of this entry »
Madge Meets The Parents….
Madonna is reportedly planning to travel to Brazil to meet the family of her Brazilian boytoy, Jesus Luz.
The 50-year-old singing star has been dating the foreign-born model, 22, since the pair met on the set of her W Magazine photoshoot earlier this year.
“Madonna is getting serious, so that’s why she wants to meet his family,” a friend told In Touch this week. “Madonna has been growing closer to Jesus every day. The big age difference doesn’t mean a thing to her.”
Jesus is working hard for the money.
Jesus Luz, the 22-year-old Brazilian Buss It Baby of pop star Madonna, stars alongside Eva Herzigova and several other male models in a boxing-inspired ad for Italian fashion house Dolce & Gabbana’s Autumn/Winter collection.
The campaign — shot by fashion photog Steven Klein and inspired by the 1960 Italian movie ‘Rocco e I Suoi Fratelli’, about a family torn apart by love, — was set in historic Brooklyn boxing gym Gleason’s Gym, where power punchers Mohammad Ali and Mike Tyson once trained.
The advert will be featured in magazines in Italy, Britain, France, Germany and Spain later this month.
Madonna has hired a top-tier European DJ to teach her toyboy lover Jesus Luz how to spin the decks.
The Material Sugar Mama has enlisted the services of Eric Jao, a.k.a DJ Enferno, to train the Brazilian model, 22, according to Britain’s The Sun.
“She spares no expense with Jesus – he’s really spoiled. She hopes he’ll get into old-school hip hop but he’s into techno.”
