We’re not sure if Jessica Simpson has started working on her wedding vows, but we can only hope they’re as animated as her Tweets!
Some of us “Thank the Angels” for food, shelter, Vodka (Don’t you dare judge me!), and World Peace….Jessica, on the other hand, is thankful for ass — particularly the quarter-bouncer attached to her unemployed penis supplier, Eric Johnson.
The “Sweetest Sin” crooner took a break from running her almost billion-dollar fashion empire to Tweet to her higher power about fiancé Eric Johnson’s lower region: “Saying my prayers before bedtime…Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush. Laying my hands upon it with peace :)”
As longtime fans of MTV’s Newlyweds will attest, excelling at domestic work was never Jessica Simpson’s strong suit. Luckily, the ditzy star now knows that there are at least two other ways to a man’s hearts — through his zipper and through his stomach.
Vegan cooking classes will help her conquer the latter.
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She’s on her way to becoming fashion’s first billionairess and she’s not afraid to share the wealth. Singer-turned-designer Jessica Simpson has earned a spot on Hollywood’s VIP list of Generous Tippers after she graciously gifted a stellar server with a $300 tip after dining at an Italian eatery in Manhattan last week.
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She’s well on her way to become fashion’s first billionaire, instead singer-turned-high-profile designer Jessica Simpson has sight her sights on landing an endorsement deal with a major weight loss company before she becomes Mrs. Eric Johnson.
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Jessica Simpson has the Midas Touch when it comes to style, but fashion’s future first billionairess’ knack for designing killer handbags didn’t translate to mayjah sales for her recently released holiday album, Happy Christmas.
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