My goodness, Jessica Simpson sure does raise some important questions: “Do buffalo wings come from real buffalo?,” “Is ‘asks’ a word?”
“Love it when the lyric of a song asks me a question,” The Grand Poobah of The Dumb Blondes Tweeted on Saturday, before adding, “Is ‘asks’ even a word? If not, sorry 4 my layziness with grammar.”
Don’t worry, Jessica. We’ll forgive your laziness with spelling, too.
Boy has Jessica Simpson has been going through a rough patch since her breakup with Tony Romo — now even toddlers have turned against the poor girl!
The star recently experienced a close encounter with one of her Christian Louboutin wedge sandals while babysitting godson Dylan.
“My godson Dylan giving me a hug after hitting me in the back with my louboutin leopard wedges. His “I’m sorry” LOVE,” Jessica said in the caption of a photo she posted on Twitter Friday.
The price of beauty is high when you’re Jessica Simpson. The busty blonde is being toted as the “Next Jennifer Lopez” by executives at VH1, thanks to the budget for her new unscripted series.
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The newly-single star is scheduled to begin shooting The Price of Beauty next week. The weekly show will see Jess travel to seven countries examining exotic beauty regimens. However, Jessica’s relationship at her new network home is off to a rocky star because VH1 is unhappy with the amount of dough they’re having to shell out just to keep her happy.
“To get her camera-ready each episode will cost $25,000,” says an insider. “She insists on using her own hair, makeup and fashion stylists, who are more expensive than J.Lo’s.”
Jessica Simpson is calling a Time-Out on dating after being sacked by Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo one day shy of her 29th birthday, The National Enquirer has revealed.
“She needs time to clear her head, so she’s putting dating on the back burner,” a Simpson Camp mole yaps. “Jess knows she’s overly needy and tends to define herself by the men she’s with.”
After her marriage to former husband Nick Lachey ended in 2005, the one-time star of MTV’s Newlyweds embarked on one disastrous romance after another — leaving exes like Dane Cook, Johnny Knoxville, and John Mayer in her wake. Now convinced that she is relationship poison, Jessica is taking a six month break from boys to focus on “inner growth.”
“She’s refusing to be set up, she doesn’t want to date, and she’s definitely avoiding meaningless hookups,” says a friend.
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Country singer Kenny Chesney has denied playing a part in Jessica Simpson’s recent breakup with Tony Romo
Chesney has blasted Star Magazine’s scoop alleging he and Jessica flirted in Tony’s presence at an Independence Day party just days before the couple split .The 41 year old says he pities Jessica if the press accuses her of being a cheating harlot anytime she speaks to another man. Read the rest of this entry »
Was Tony traded for a new kind of Cowboy?
A new tabloid report claims that Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb — and banned her from her Texas home — after the buxom blonde was caught shaking her Ta-Tas at country crooner Kenny Chesney!
According to Star Magazine, Simpson was flirting up a storm with Chesney right in front of her then-boyfriend Tony at Santa Rosa Beach in Florida over the Fourth of July weekend. The NFL star was livid and dumped the singer a few days later.
A source close to Jessica calls the Chesney Connection “absurd.”
Uh-oh, Jessica’s in trouble again!
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Jessica Simpson has always had a way with words. (Does the great Are Buffalo Wings From Real Buffalos? Debate” of 2003 ring a bell?)
However, her latest “Open Mouth, Insert Foot” Moment is being deemed far less politically-correct.
We’re expecting the gates of Hell to swing open on Jess once activist groups get ahold of this recent video, which features Hollywood’s lovable blonde bubblehead telling a particularly persistent TMZ paparazzo that she will not take back the $100,000 boat she recently gifted former boyfriend Tony Romo because she’s not an “Indian giver.”
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Tony Romo has banned former girlfriend Jessica Simpson from entering the grounds his Dallas estate.
The Dallas Cowboys QB, who dropped Jess just a day shy of her 29th birthday last month, has instructed security staff to keep the notoriously-clingy Simpson out of his gated community.
Us Weekly writes: A sign at the entrance reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”
As you may recall, Jessica was accused of “stalking” ex John Mayer after their year-long romance ended in mid-2007.
The Simpson Family is concerned with how 29-year-old star Jessica Simpson is coping with being suddenly single for the hundredth time since her split from Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo last week.
According to a source close to the Simpson family, her loved ones are worried about the singer.
”[Her parents] encourage her to go out and have a good time, like she did this week,” a family friend told PEOPLE Wednesday. Read the rest of this entry »
Tony Romo reportedly dumped former girlfriend Jessica Simpson after growing tried of the buxom beauty’s constant yammering about settling down and getting married.
The singer-and-actress reportedly drove the Dallas Cowboys football star crazy after she begged him for an engagement ring, a new report from Britain’s Star Magazine claims.
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