On Sunday, Fox NFL Sunday ran this Burger King-sponsored clip, which featured animated versions of the Dallas Cowboys trading fat jokes about Jessica Simpson, the former girlfriend of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.
Wait — isn’t Burger King the same fast food chain that gave the world the Whopper? Talk about hypocrisy!
Jessica Simpson has come to terms with the passing of her beloved Maltese Poodle, Daisy — but the dimwitted starlet will not put up with “cruel” prank callers who get a kick out of poking fun at the pooch’s disappearance into the belly of a wild animal.
Last month, Daisy, age 5, was snatched from backyard of Jessica’s Calabasas estate by a hungry coyote. She hasn’t been seen since. Of course, that hasn’t stopped people from taunting Jess with faux news of Daisy’s miraculous resurrection — a gesture Jess does not appreciate it.
“People have been contacting my family and friends saying that Daisy has been found. Untrue. People are so cruel…please respect her memory,” Jessica pleaded in a Tweet Sunday night.
Jessica Alba as Agent 99? Not a chance! And we thought she was bad in The Eye!
By the looks of J. Alba’s audition video, it’s clear to see why Anne Hathaway was given the role in the Summer 2008 flick Get Smart.
Martha Stewart is “very,very sorry” for comments she made branding Jessica Simpson an irresponsible pet owner after the singer/actress’ beloved dog, Daisy, was snatched by a coyote earlier this month.
Jessica Simpson is adapting to life away from the mean streets of Calabasas after temporarily leaving her posh Los Angeles mansion for a trip to the Motherland.
The reality starlet is in the African nation of Uganda filming scenes for her new reality series, The Price Of Beauty. The show, which will debut on VH1 this November, features the former Newlywed circling the globe and educating herself on beauty rituals in different parts of the world. But by the looks of some of Jessica’s recent Tweets, the blonde is still adjusting to life outside America.
“WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?” Jessica Tweeted on Wednesday, posting a photo of her mosquito net draped bed.
The following day, Jessica appeared to be getting used to life abroad a little more.
“LOVED my first day in Uganda meeting incredible women filled with spirit,” she said in another Twitter post.
But, Jessica still had concerns about her sleeping arrangements, writing, “bedtime in the tent is questionable.think brookstone sleep”
Hope is fading for Jessica Simpson’s adorable Maltese Poodle, Daisy. The singer/actress is finally ready to accept that the odds of getting a small animal back from a hungry carnivore are pretty slim. TMZ has learned that FindToto.com, the pet-finding service Jessica hired to track down her pooch with the help of local Amber Alerts, “have exhausted every possible resource” to find Daisy to no avail. So they’re calling off the search. Daisy, a carmel-colored, 5-year-old Maltipoo, was last spotted on Monday, when she was dognapped from Jessica’s backyard in Calabasas, California in the grasp of a wild coyote.
We hope Daisy didn’t suffer. (Sniffle…)
Jessica Simpson refuses to call off the search for her beloved five-year-old Maltipoo — even though the animal was abducted from her L.A. home by a hungry coyote more than 72 hours ago. In a scene straight out of a movie, Jessica’s dog, Daisy — a birthday present from ex-husband Nick Lachey — was snatched from her backyard by the wild animal, before Jess’ very eyes.
The desperate actress and singer will continue calling on fans and neighbors to help rescue her dog — although cynics have suggested she is foolish to believe Daisy is still alive after seeing the coyote strike.
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The hunt for Daisy The Dog continues days after Jessica Simpson’s beloved 5-year-old Maltese Poodle disappeared in the mouth of a wild coyote.
Daisy hasn’t been seen since.
Jessica Simpson has been left devastated after her beloved Maltipoo was dognapped by a wild coyote during a family outing over the weekend.
In an attempt to bring Daisy The Dog home, the Simpson family made a poster with a picture of the pooch and a request to email in any information on the dog’s whereabouts.
“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes,” Jessica Tweeted on Monday evening. “HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”
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Jessica Simpson’s dog is a lesbian; that’s the announcement the singer/actress felt compelled to share with us in a posting on her Twitter page on Monday.
Way to keep a secret, Jess.
