Trouble-prone actor Jeremy London is ripping a page from the “Book of Shaggy” (“It Wasn’t Me!”) to defend himself against allegations that he battered an ex-girlfriend during an altercation at her home last week.
Even with Palm Springs cops in hot pursuit and nipping at his heels, Jeremy insists he isn’t their culprit.
Melissa Cunningham, the drug-addicted wife of alleged “kidnapping” victim Jeremy “The Devil Made Me Do It!” London, was admitted to a Los Angeles hospital Sunday after suffering a brain hemorrhage shortly after entering Pasadena Recovery Center to begin filming Season 4 of VH1′s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
In news that will surprise absolutely no one, delusional crackie Jeremy London has reportedly inked a $40,000 deal to drown his vodka-soaked sorrows on the troubled fourth season of VH1′s Celebrity Rehab.
Palm Springs crackie Jeremy London gives new meaning to the phrase “Delusional Druggie.”
In the latest round of “Was He or Wasn’t He Kidnapped,” Party of Five star Jeremy London insisted again on Wednesday that he was, in fact, abducted at gunpoint and forced to use drugs during a carjacking in Palm Springs on June 10.
(Oh, gimme a break!)
London — who tried to have his own family slapped with gag orders after they voiced their skepticism about his story — now credits his impeccable “acting skills” with saving him from a pack of gun-totin’ dope fiends. Too bad those acting skills aren’t sharp enough to sucker anyone with the good sense God gave a billy goat into believing this story!
Jeremy London wants his family to shut up.
On Wednesday, the Party of Five alum filed restraining orders against his family, who have publicly doubted the actor’s claims that he was kidnapped and forced to do drugs during a harrowing six-hour ordeal earlier this month.