Let’s play make-believe for a moment.
You’re a beautiful young girl with an 85-year-old boyfriend. You get up one morning and walk into your dining room, and this is what you see:
Do you:
A) Shriek and call 911?
B) Grab your phone, take a photo, and post it to Twitter?
After Crystal Harris went on “Howard Stern” and said she’d only slept with Hugh Hefner once and that he was rather jack-rabbit-like in bed, some of the Playboy lothario’s other beauties are setting the record straight.
Even Viagra can’t resurrect a fossil…Crystal Harris is the so-called runaway bride who narrowly escaped becoming the world’s third Mrs. Hugh Hefner when she left the Playboy founder holding the bag at their planned wedding last month. Now that she’s down and out of the Playboy Mansion, this bunny is dishing the deets on her sex life with the world’s oldest living bachelor (Guinness World Record pending, of course).
In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Hugh Hefner opened up about the demise of his relationship with former fiancée Crystal Harris.
“Holly [Madison] suggested that I missed a bullet, and I think it’s probably true. Quite frankly, I don’t know what I was thinking about. I think my natural state is single. I’ve tried marriage twice, not successfully. These were not the happiest times of my life.”
What was he thinking about? Boobs, that’s what. You’d think a guy like him wouldn’t still be bamboozled by beautiful women since he sees them all the time, but this just proves that boys will always be boys.
Don’t cry for Hef! After being left at the altar by his 25-year-old bride-to-be Crystal Harris, Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has hit back at singledom by hooking up with the woman lined up to be his ex’s maid-of-honor: Miss January Anna Sophia Berglund.