After claiming that Anna Nicole-exes Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern engaged in a sexual encounter, former news anchor Rita Cosby claims that she has been in contact with several people with ownership of a sultry sex tape starring The Photographer and The Lawyer. Rita is readying a new tell-all book on former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith, “Blonde Ambition…The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death,” for publication.

Howard Stern staple Cabbie was fired by Sirius Satellite Radio on Thursday after claiming on to possess a Howard Stern sex tape. Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Howard Stern:

Hey now! Before the day slips away from me (remember, it’s my birthday! Today is really all about me anyway) I wanted to wish you and the gang a very happy one year anniversary. Thanks to you my eyes have been opened to oh-so-many things; things that have made me throw up a little in my mouth; things that have left me scratching my head; things that my husband thanks you for.

How could I survive long days at my computer and in my car without my Sirius Satelite Radio? How could I have lived a full life without knowing about the Sybian? How would I have known about granny-porn star Blue Iris, Jeff the Drunk or my very, very favorite wack packer, Eric the Midget / Actor / Astronaut?

So thank you, Howard Stern. In your honor I’m typing this post in the nude (guess my birthday plan of staying in my pj’s all day is totally down the crapper).