I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks Celeb Mags are like Celebrity Pregnant Watch. Jeez More Nipples.

Lovely and talented Golden Globe winner Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order: SVU finally gave birth to her first child, a boy named August.

Here’s what Lucifer/FOX News has to say about it:

Mariska Hargitay, star of TV’s “Law & Order: SVU,” and her husband Peter Hermann welcomed their first child, her publicist told The Associated Press.

Hargitay, 42, and Hermann, an actor, married in August 2004.

Anyway, basically the whole point of this is to post a picture of Christopher Meloni. Hummina.

Elisabeth Shue has had a baby girl. The Oscar nominated “Leaving Las Vegas” actress gave birth to Agnes Charles Guggenheim on Sunday.

Spokesman for the actress, Stephen Huvane, confirmed: “Mother and daughter are happy and healthy.”

Agnes is the third child for 42-year-old Shue and husband, Davis Guggenheim, who is also 42. The couple – who tied the knot in 1994 – already have an eight-year-old son, Miles William, and a daughter, Stella Street, five.

Shue is best known for her turn as a prostitute who falls in love with a suicidal drunk, played by Nicolas Cage, in 1995 drama ‘Leaving Las Vegas’.

The actress shot to fame in the 80s in a host of future cult classics, including “The Karate Kid”, “Cocktail” and “Adventures In Babysitting”.

Guggenheim is the producer of smash hit western drama “Deadwood”.