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Broke Heidi Montag Taking Self-Defense Classes: “I’m Afraid To Go Out Alone!”

Heidi Montag’s wardrobe is just one aspect of the washed-up villainess’ once tony lifestyle that’s feeling the brunt of her depleted finances.

And you thought Speidi had all but evaporated into oblivion because nobody cared anymore!

She’s lost her millions and can no longer afford her bodyguards, so the tone-deaf wannabe songstress has taken matters into her own hands and is learning martial arts to protect herself. (Like anyone will actually want to kidnap her…) While hubby Spencer has started pawning off his cherished gun collection on eBay, Heidi’s taking self-defense classes in a last ditch effort to save the cash once allotted for security.

Maybe she’ll land a role in the next sequel to The Karate Kid?

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Spencer Pratt Heidi Montag Renew Vows; Offered Porn Directing Deal

In one of the least-anticipated entertainment events of the year, reality stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt renewed their vows in a sunset ceremony on a Southern California beach over the weekend. And as a unorthodox third wedding gift, the couple got one more shot at recovering their lost multimillion-dollar fortune, courtesy of the world’s largest purveyor of adult material.

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Speidi Renewing Wedding Vows

They’re back! Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Terrible Reality Twosome Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag hope to show that love will conquer all — even unemployment and depleted finances — by renewing their wedding vows.

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Heidi & Spencer Offered $100K To Leave The Country (Where Do We Sign ‘Em Up?)

Down and Out in Beverly Hills, cash-strapped former reality terrors Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are being offered a high-paying job in Costa Rica, with just one little condition: They’ll have to leave the country.

We can live with that!

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Spencer & Heidi Bankrupt & Homeless

Reunited and it feels like public assistance and government cheese….Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may be back together again, but that hardly means all is well in the Land of Silicone and Publicity Stunts.

In fact, The Terrible Twosome Commonly Known as Speidi say they’re broke, homeless, and depending on the charity of Pratt’s parents to survive. Yep — the fortune is gone. All $10 million of it. And Spencer’s chalking his fall from grace as the reality villain you love to loathe up to two main contributing factors: Poor spending habirs and the vodka-soaked cast of Jersey Shore.

(Insert Stink Eye and Eye-Rolling here…)

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