Even though we vowed we would never mention Heidi Montag on this site again…..we must report the news!

The former realty television star will be headlining at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas on October 19. The Gentleman’s club will be celebrating it’s third anniversary and is calling in the big guns! Read the rest of this entry »

It all seemed a little too “coinkidinky,” watching Seal make the talk show rounds a nanosecond after his split from supermodel Heidi Klum.

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Ever wonder how Heidi Montag made the transformation from fresh-faced blonde from Colorado Horse Country to one of the most-hated women ever to grace the small screen?

Yeah — neither have we.

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CNN’s silver fox may not be ready to come out of the closet yet, but that doesn’t mean he won’t brandish the bitchy.

Such was the case when Anderson Cooper’s tart tongue put the smackdown on perennial famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt last week. Adding the couple to his “AC360″ RidicuList, he started out by saying to his viewers, “If you don’t know who they are, first of all, congratulations.” (True, that.)

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Because we simply don’t have enough shows depicting pseudo-celebrities making asses of themselves, VH1 has stepped in to help.

“Famous Food,” which premieres this Sunday, follows seven people you may or may not have heard of as they work together to open a restaurant on Hollywood’s famed Sunset Strip. One of those “celebrities” will then be chosen to come on board as a partner by the guys financing all this to share in its success or, most likely, to be blamed for its inevitable spectacular flameout.

Here’s your cast: Incessant famewhore and plastic-surgery victim Heidi Montag; Eliot Spitzer’s call-girl Ashley Dupre; DJ Paul and Juicy “J” from the rap group Three 6 Mafia; “Real Housewives of New Jersey” harpy Danielle Staub; Vincent Pastore, better known as Big Pussy from “The Sopranos”; and Jake Pavelka from “The Bachelor.”

The extended preview below shows the usual reality-show mess, with stress and drama and screaming about crap that absolutely doesn’t matter.

But most disturbing of all, Heidi Montag actually looks like the grown-up in the group.

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