Heidi Montag’s Writing a Book

Ever wonder how Heidi Montag made the transformation from fresh-faced blonde from Colorado Horse Country to one of the most-hated women ever to grace the small screen?
Yeah — neither have we.

Ever wonder how Heidi Montag made the transformation from fresh-faced blonde from Colorado Horse Country to one of the most-hated women ever to grace the small screen?
Yeah — neither have we.

CNN’s silver fox may not be ready to come out of the closet yet, but that doesn’t mean he won’t brandish the bitchy.
Such was the case when Anderson Cooper’s tart tongue put the smackdown on perennial famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt last week. Adding the couple to his “AC360″ RidicuList, he started out by saying to his viewers, “If you don’t know who they are, first of all, congratulations.” (True, that.)
July 7th, 2011 by Shauna
Tagged as: Danielle Staub,Heidi Montag,Jake Pavelka,Popular Culture,Reality TV
Because we simply don’t have enough shows depicting pseudo-celebrities making asses of themselves, VH1 has stepped in to help.
“Famous Food,” which premieres this Sunday, follows seven people you may or may not have heard of as they work together to open a restaurant on Hollywood’s famed Sunset Strip. One of those “celebrities” will then be chosen to come on board as a partner by the guys financing all this to share in its success or, most likely, to be blamed for its inevitable spectacular flameout.
Here’s your cast: Incessant famewhore and plastic-surgery victim Heidi Montag; Eliot Spitzer’s call-girl Ashley Dupre; DJ Paul and Juicy “J” from the rap group Three 6 Mafia; “Real Housewives of New Jersey” harpy Danielle Staub; Vincent Pastore, better known as Big Pussy from “The Sopranos”; and Jake Pavelka from “The Bachelor.”
The extended preview below shows the usual reality-show mess, with stress and drama and screaming about crap that absolutely doesn’t matter.
But most disturbing of all, Heidi Montag actually looks like the grown-up in the group.
Watch:


This gives a new meaning to the expression “Hard in Da Paint….” Break out your earplugs, former MTV reality tv star Heidi Montag is eyeing a return to the pop scene, and this time she’s enlisted the expertise of hip-hop hustler Debra Antney — the Queens native who has guided the careers of an assortment of successful rap acts, such as Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, and even her own son, trouble-prone rapper Waka Flocka Flame.

As Bravo’s President of Original Programming, Andy Cohen has worked with some of the sauciest Real Housewives on the tube. But even he never thought he’d be facing off against one of reality TV’s most-hated women.