Anyone who has written lies about Heather Mills should get cancer — at least in her opinion. The former ex-wife of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney – easily one of the UK’s most hated women — believes in karma and is convinced people who have given her a hard time in the press will get their just desserts when a life-threatening disease comes rapping at their door.
“They make up such lies. They’ve called me a whore, a gold-digger, a fantasist, a liar, the most unbelievably hurtful things.”
She told Britain’s Food Monthly Magazine: “The truth always outs in the end… no one gets away with those things. Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they’ve got cancer, or they’ve had a tumour, or they’ve died. And it’s terrible for them, but they’ve done really evil things. I truly believe things come back around.”
Heather Mills’ artificial leg went flying across the room during a recent trip to the supermarket. The former wife of Sir Paul McCartney- who lost part of her left limb when she was hit by a police motorcycle in 1993 – had to be rescued by two young “heroes” after taking a tumble while picking up groceries.
“Slipped on spilled milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me,” Heather wrote in post on the micro-blogging site Twitter on Monday.
Heather Mills has been so busy spending Paul McCartney’s money, she doesn’t know who Susan Boyle is!
The most hated woman in the UK only recently heard of the Britain’s Got Talent star’s, despite her auditio being watch by over 200million YouTube users.
Heather took to her Twitter page to find out what all the fuss is about.
“Sorry, who is Susan Boyle, no disrespect intended?” she wrote in a Tweet last week.
But Heather became a fast fan after watching the clip of Susan’s now-infamous performance of “I Dreamed A Dream.”
“Wow, what a great voice Susan Boyle has,” she wrote later. “Wish I had time to watch telly. Too much travelling. I just watch DVD box sets.”
Oh brother….Looks like we haven’t seen the last of Cruella de Vil
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Heather Mills spent six months serving ladies as a high-prized prostitute in the 1980s. The former Mrs. Paul McCartney will be outed as a lesbian call girl by fellow former pro Denise Hewitt as part of Heather Mills: What Really Happened, a television documentary to debut on the UK’s Channel 4 on Tuesday night.
“We have a naughty background. We went into high-class prostitution behind closed doors,” Denise spills. “There were 10 of us…. We would have full-on sex with a guy. We’d do girlie-girlie scenes. Always girlie-girlie scenes. I mean 99.9% of men like a girlie- girlie scene. ” Read the rest of this entry »
What a proud day for golddiggers! Heather Mills has landed a $50 million settlement in her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney. Read the rest of this entry »
