Miley Cyrus is getting her banged-up butter wedges surgicially altered, the Rumor Mill reports. That could spill “postponement” for several cities on the insanely popular Hannah Montana tour. Television’s Hannah Montana is rumored to be undergoing an elaborate eighteen hour dental surgery aimed at leaving her with a new smile. The fifteen year old will need four-to-six weeks for recovery, with no eating solids for the first week, and will reportedly postpone a portion of her sold-out concert tour to rest up after the procedure.
Sarah East gives some parenting advice to Lynn Spears…just a little too late. Just think. Five simple words could have kept Jamie Lynn Spears from getting pregnant. “No, look at your sister.”
Plus, is Miley Cyrus a lesbian? Does Joe Simpson think Jessica Simpson will have Tony Romo’s babies? Is Rosie O’Donnell the most annoying celebrity? Does Nicole Kidman make men gay?
Check out 2:15 in this new video from a recent Jonas Brothers/Hannah Montana concert. Hannah’s dancer in the green shirt pulls out a black sheet, covers Hannah up, and helps her through a sidedoor underneath the drums. A fake “Hannah Montana” comes out wearing the same pink sparkly coat and white boots. It sort of looks like a dude.
