And he’s sharing them in the December issue of GQ Magazine, on newsstands Nov. 24.

“I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing [pleated pants],” the star told GQ, who selected Tom as one of a half-dozen Men of the Year. “I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear pleated pants! I’m like, ‘C’mon, Tiger!’”

In fact, Nicole has confessed to having explored some weird “sexual fetishes” — we’re currently repressing all visuals of Tom Cruise right now…Brain Bleach!

“I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff. I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy,” says Nicole, who posed in a racy black undergarment for the cover of the issue.

Shortly after marrying hubby Keith Urban, the father of her one-year-old daughter Sunday, the Oscar-winning Aussie set fire to the private diaries she kept during her years with first husband, Tom Cruise.

“You can’t read somebody’s diary. You shouldn’t read it,” she told the mag. “I burned most of my journals after I remarried… You’re only going to find out bad things….” Nicole added, “I want to honor that marriage for what it was, and there is nothing I would go into about that. I have never discussed the intricacies of it and I never will…”

But while she wants to keep the details of her marriage to Tom private, Nicole did tell GQ that she was advised not to marry the Top Gun star.

“I know my agents at the time were like ‘Do not get married! It will ruin your career!’ and I was like, ‘But I’m in love. All I know is that I wasn’t someone interested in fame. And that’s not why I got married. I wanted to work with people who intrigued me,” she continued.

“I became very famous because I was the wife of somebody,”

According to sources quoted in Friday’s edition of The New York Post’s PageSix Column, January’s boobies got a big boost thanks to the wonders of digital enhancement.

“They definitely did some significant retouching,” The Post snitch squeal. “It’s just par for the course these days with cover shoots.”

Not so says GQ, who claims January’s breasts can hold their own just fine without any help from Dr. Photoshop.

“Yes, they’re real. And they’re spectacular,” photo editor Dora Samo says: “People think that a person will look the same in every photograph, but that just doesn’t happen . . . Terry [Richardson] likes to work with harder lighting, and that can create a stronger shadow — that, and body position and perspective could give the illusion that her breasts are bigger. January Jones needed no help. Trust me.”

Um…when does Taylor Lautner turn 18 again? The buff young hunk packed on 30 pounds to keep his role as werewolf Jacob Black in the Twilight sequel New Moon, resulting in awesome abs and perky pecs. Taylor showed off his bulked-up body in a debonair photoshoot for the November issue of GQ Magazine.

“When a man transforms into a wolf, all of his clothes get shredded. When he comes back to human form, he’s wearing ripped jeans, and that’s about it. It’s the way it was written. The great thing about this series is we stay true to the books.”

Check out Taylor in the new edition of GQ, on newsstands October 20. New Moon hits theatres November 20.

Too bad Sir Demi was “not supportive” of her acting career. “He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this,” Mad Men’s Betty Draper reveals in the November issue of GQ. “He only has nice things to say now–if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated.”

What Are Your Interests? “Dear men of America, I like beer, I like football. I’m probably the most interesting girl you’ll ever meet….”

January on Betty Draper: “I don’t have a lot in common with Betty, but I’m very protective of her. I just feel like she’s trying really hard to make her life good, and make her marriage work, and it just seems hypocritical that when she slips up, people get mad. Because Don [Draper] (played by Jon Hamm) does it all the f-ing time.”

It’s been a big summer for G.I. Joe star Channing Tatum.

The hunky actor tied the knot with Step Up co-star Jenna Dewan over the weekend, and he currently appears as Pretty Boy Floyd in the summer blockbuster Public Enemies.

Now you can catch Hollywood’s newest “It” Guy stripped-down and suited-up for a Mario Testino photoshoot in the August issue of GQ Magazine.

G.I. Joe opens in theaters August 7.

Birmingham High School had already been planning to become a separate charter school, but made the move before one day after officials with the Los Angeles Unified School District disciplined two administrators for violating the district’s policy on using the school’s name in the film.

The photos feature the Cohen as gay fashionista Bruno, wearing shoulder pads and tight red shorts as he poses with student football players on the school’s field.

The chief of the nation’s second-largest school district says he never gave the OK for the GQ July 2009 photoshoot to take place on school property or to include students.

The GQ cover story features a nude Cohen on the cover. Inside the mag, the actor is photographed wearing shoulder pads, tight red shorts, an athletic cup as he poses with football players from the school.

Cortines says the district has “allowed our students to be used.”