In this episode, The Popcrunch Show presents a special Easter program, as Sarah East lists the top 5 celebrities that have risen from the dead like Jesus. They include Robert Downey Jr., Paula Abdul, Flavor Flav, Howard Stern, and Chuck Norris.

Rapper Busta Rhymes and Flava Flav’s main squeeze, Deelishis were spotted getting quite “cozy” down in South Beach recently. For a guy that just got arraigned on assault charges on January 4th, Busta’s livin it up. But what more could we expect from the guy who taught everyone how to “touch it.” If you were dating a guy whose idea of fashion was a set of golds and an overgrown clock, you’d probably cheat, too.

And in other Busta news, the buzz in the Big Apple has a female sergeant facing disciplinary action after leading Busta out of the back door of the courthouse. NYPD Internal Affairs is investigating whether or not the sergeant showed the “Gimme Some More” rhymer preferential treatment.

First there was “Strange Love.” Then Vh1 single-handedly set the Women’s Lib Movement back thirty years with a sixty minute long catfight adeptly dubbed “Flava of Love.” And on Monday, January 8th, the once respectful music network will roll out the plastic runner for the third television installment spawned from the “Surreal” success of former Public Enemy hype man/resident yuck mouth, Flava Flav in the form of “I Love New York.”

In commemoration of what dollars to donuts says will be a cable television stink bomb, VH1 is already running the first episode of the series on it’s website. And if you were thinking off checking it out, don’t bother, here’s the rundown: Twenty guys fight to impress a Sister Patterson, New York’s mother, who really should get back on her meds and a gay Puerto Rican with a penchant for pink named Chamo for a chance at love with America’s Newest Breast Implant Patient and the woman at the center of “Spitgate” from Season One of “Flava of Love.”

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