Wacky diva Mariah Carey is reportedly on a bizarre ‘purple-food only’ diet to stop her getting wrinkles.

The leggy singer is taking purple meals – consisting of ingredients such as grapes and beetroot – three days a week after hearing the food is high in vitamins and anti-oxidants.

A source tells The Sun. “It sounds off-the-wall but it’s a huge injection of healthy food in one go. Purple products are nature’s best weapons in the battle against ageing. There’s a saying that, ‘A plum a day keeps a facelift away.’”

-Entertainmentwise

I… don’t even know what to say about this.

Lovely and talented Golden Globe winner Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order: SVU finally gave birth to her first child, a boy named August.

Here’s what Lucifer/FOX News has to say about it:

Mariska Hargitay, star of TV’s “Law & Order: SVU,” and her husband Peter Hermann welcomed their first child, her publicist told The Associated Press.

Hargitay delivered a baby boy named August by Caesarean section Wednesday in Los Angeles, publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick said Thursday in an e-mail.

“Mariska and the baby are doing great,” she said.

People magazine and Us Weekly reported the baby was a week overdue but Zelnick would not confirm or deny that.

Hargitay, 42, and Hermann, an actor, married in August 2004.

Anyway, basically the whole point of this is to post a picture of Christopher Meloni. Hummina.

It’s official. The Newlyweds are finally over, dunzo, totally effing finito, with obviously no possibility for the reconciliation that’s been hinted at by the tabs for months. This actually makes me kind of sad. Granted, she’s dumber than a rock, but they seemed in love. I really thought these crazy kids were gonna make it.

From People:

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey look like they’re on their way to a speedy divorce, according to legal papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court.

The documents, signed by both Lachey and Simpson, request that retired Superior Court Judge Dana Senit Henry be appointed “for the sole purpose of” ending the couple’s marriage.

The former Newlyweds are asking the judge to “bifurcate” the case, meaning to make the divorce official without settling all the financial details of the split. The decision should come within a month’s time.

At least Jessica will always have her amazing performance in Dukes of Hazzard to fall back on.

Is it weird that I totally want Nick Lachey’s new album?

From The Post Chronicle:

An arrest has been made in the case of the stolen Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt photographs. Yes, ‘Brangelina’ have their baby shower pictures back.

According to a published report, law enforcement officials have arrested a suspect who allegedly stole around 450 pictures of the ‘Brangelina’ family photos taken in Namibia by the couple, Pitt’s spokeswoman, Cindy Guagenti said.

Guagenti indicated yesterday that she wasn’t at liberty to go into the details of the arrest, which allegedly took place on Tuesday in California.

My instincts tell me Jen was behind this. I bet Vince put her up to it. He’s so wacky!

I’m just curious if you can get in trouble for selling someone’s bad breath?