Rocker Axl Rose is making a comeback in all the old ways, or so it seems. The 44 year old maniac is rumored to have been arrested in Sweden, of all places, for getting drunk and biting a hotel security guard on the leg! I suppose the biting is what got him locked up. If drunkenness were a crime on its own, there wouldn’t be a member of Guns n’ Roses breathing free air!

Read the whole rumor at Star.

In a stroke of pure genius, David Hasselhoff, while shaving in the gym at the Sanderson Hotel in London, hit his head on a chandelier and broke it, causing shards of glass to rain down on him. Apparently a piece of broken glass severed a tendon in his right arm and he had to go to the hospital for surgery.

I’m sorry, but this story is a big gooey wad of spin. This is like Kate Moss claiming that the coke just fell into her nose when she was doing pilates. Maybe the Hoff is into self mutilation, or maybe he was drunk and really wanted to meet his maker. Either way, it really is the weirdest incident ever.

At least he still has the Germans.

I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves.

(Thanks to Michael K. at DListed for the merged pic. Original pics from Janet Charlton.)

So yeah, okay, Mad and Jenny Shimizu look alike. Must be… the mohawk.

Ms. Emma Rose Roberts. Lovely, talented, teenaged and already building a nice career in movies like Blow and Aquamarine. Who is she really? Where did she come from? Check out those teeth, ladies and gents. Her dear auntie is the unforgettable Julia Roberts!

I wish my auntie could give me a gift like that. “Happy birthday, honey! Here is a million dollar career and a memorable smile. Use them well.” All I ever get are funky socks!

Read all about this upstart at Hollywood.com.

Rob Schneider, the master of the ridiculous, had a run in with realty today. While shooting at a women’s prison in Cali, he collapsed under the strain. Yes, he’d been ill, and yes the temperatures were outrageous, but lets get real. This is a women’s prison, sonny, how bad could it be? I’m sure the man wasn’t eating the prison food or working in a chain-gang. (Do they still do that?)

You can read a full report at IMDb