I guess “American Pie,” “American Pie 2″ and “Van Wilder” weren’t enough to get Tara Reid remembered. Watch the video as she gets denied entry into the cool club. It’s OK, Tara. You can always go find a nice alley to drink nail polish in. Oh, but Paris gets in – and she didn’t even have to “work” at fame. Maybe you should scrogg some scrub in night vision and you’ll be remembered again, yes?
Or you could stop dressing like the bag lady who owns 10 cats. But hey, don’t let me tell you how to run your life. You just might want to stay away from the Thunderbird for a while. Because right now, you kind of sound like the obnoxious rag girlfriend of the d-bag frat dude who claims every guy is trying to feel you up right before you vomit in the sink.
I hear they’re making direct to video sequels of “American Pie” now. Maybe you could do that, and teenage boys will remember you again … and not just for the boob slip video. Hey, you gotta work in your market.
David Copperfield, 49, recently purchased four small islands somewhere in the Bahamas for the sum of 50 million dollars. The world renowned illusionist, who once made the Statue of Liberty vanish, now says those islands contain the “Fountain of Youth.”
While Copperfield won’t give much information away, he does seriously believe he’s found the legendary fountain said to bestow everlasting youth to those who swim or bathe in the waters.
“I’ve discovered a true phenomenon,” Copperfield reported. “Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they’ll fly away. It’s very, very exciting.”
It remains to be seen whether Copperfield has discovered the famed “Fountain of Youth,” or if he’s simply using his powers of deception to fool us all once again.
Remember when Andy Dick was more funny than creepy? I loved him back in the News Radio days. Those were good times.
At this past Sunday night’s Comedy Central roast of William Shatner, Dick got drunk and ended up groping a female New York Post reporter. Then he tried to kiss her, and then he told her that he loved her. It gets worse. He urinated in front of her in his dressing room, offered her cocaine, and (I’m serious) bit her hand.
Shocker: the reporter wasn’t amused. And what was Dick’s request to her about the story she was writing? “Baby please,” Dick said (six times), “Put in something nice.”
After almost six years of marriage, actress Kate Hudson and The Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson are splitting up.
Hudson’s screen credits include “You, Me and Dupree,” “The Skeleton Key,” and “Almost Famous,” just to name a few. Married on New Year’s Even in the year 2000, the two had a marriage that seemed destined to last. Unfortunately, that seems not to be the case.
The couple also have a son together, two year old Ryder Russell.
Or you could stop dressing like the bag lady who owns 10 cats. But hey, don’t let me tell you how to run your life. You just might want to stay away from the Thunderbird for a while. Because right now, you kind of sound like the obnoxious rag girlfriend of the d-bag frat dude who claims every guy is trying to feel you up right before you vomit in the sink.
David Copperfield, 49, recently purchased four small islands somewhere in the Bahamas for the sum of 50 million dollars. The world renowned illusionist, who once made the Statue of Liberty vanish, now says those islands contain the “Fountain of Youth.”
After almost six years of marriage, actress Kate Hudson and The Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson are splitting up.
