I guess “American Pie,” “American Pie 2″ and “Van Wilder” weren’t enough to get Tara Reid remembered. Watch the video as she gets denied entry into the cool club. It’s OK, Tara. You can always go find a nice alley to drink nail polish in. Oh, but Paris gets in – and she didn’t even have to “work” at fame. Maybe you should scrogg some scrub in night vision and you’ll be remembered again, yes?
Or you could stop dressing like the bag lady who owns 10 cats. But hey, don’t let me tell you how to run your life. You just might want to stay away from the Thunderbird for a while. Because right now, you kind of sound like the obnoxious rag girlfriend of the d-bag frat dude who claims every guy is trying to feel you up right before you vomit in the sink.
I hear they’re making direct to video sequels of “American Pie” now. Maybe you could do that, and teenage boys will remember you again … and not just for the boob slip video. Hey, you gotta work in your market.
David Copperfield, 49, recently purchased four small islands somewhere in the Bahamas for the sum of 50 million dollars. The world renowned illusionist, who once made the Statue of Liberty vanish, now says those islands contain the “Fountain of Youth.”
While Copperfield won’t give much information away, he does seriously believe he’s found the legendary fountain said to bestow everlasting youth to those who swim or bathe in the waters.
“I’ve discovered a true phenomenon,” Copperfield reported. “Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they’ll fly away. It’s very, very exciting.”
It remains to be seen whether Copperfield has discovered the famed “Fountain of Youth,” or if he’s simply using his powers of deception to fool us all once again.
Remember when Andy Dick was more funny than creepy? I loved him back in the News Radio days. Those were good times.
At this past Sunday night’s Comedy Central roast of William Shatner, Dick got drunk and ended up groping a female New York Post reporter. Then he tried to kiss her, and then he told her that he loved her. It gets worse. He urinated in front of her in his dressing room, offered her cocaine, and (I’m serious) bit her hand.
Shocker: the reporter wasn’t amused. And what was Dick’s request to her about the story she was writing? “Baby please,” Dick said (six times), “Put in something nice.”
After almost six years of marriage, actress Kate Hudson and The Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson are splitting up.
Hudson’s screen credits include “You, Me and Dupree,” “The Skeleton Key,” and “Almost Famous,” just to name a few. Married on New Year’s Even in the year 2000, the two had a marriage that seemed destined to last. Unfortunately, that seems not to be the case.
The couple also have a son together, two year old Ryder Russell.
One of the happiest couples in Hollywood, Courtney Cox and David Arquette attribute their 7-year long marriage to genuine affection, laughs — and therapy.
“We were just in Sardinia for vacation,” Cox reported to Life Magazine. “We got into these fights two nights in a row over stupid stuff… [and] I can see how relationships break up if you don’t go ‘What are we doing?!’,” she added, saying that they went to a therapist soon thereafter to work out these little tiffs.
In addition to marriage counseling, Cox, 41 has also started seeing a therapist of her own. She says that although she’s a great caretaker, “one thing [she's] not great it is taking care of [herself.]”
“My goal for this part of my life is to be more nurturing to myself,” Cox reported.
While Cox and Arquette are hoping for a second child, don’t expect the tabloids to be all over a burgeoning stomach just yet. “We’re just revving up the engines,” Cox says.
Michael De Luise (far left) is the son of comedian/spokesman Dom De Luise. While the whole family is in front of the camera, Michael is my favorite. His first role was as the “Boy with Fish” on one of Daddy’s movies (Hot Stuff) at age 10. His big break was on 21 Jump Street, for heaven’s sake!
He’s been on the small screen in popular shows like “Stargate: SG1,” “Tales From The Crypt,” “Sea Quest DSV,” “NYPD Blue,” and most recently “The Gilmore Girls.” His current project, He Was A Quite Man, is in post-production.
After nearly 20 years of sobriety, Robin Williams, 55, has entered rehab for alcoholism to finally kick the habit.
After announcing Williams’ intentions on Wednesday, his publicist reported that “[Williams] looks forward to returning to work this fall to support his upcoming film releases.” In addition to “The Night Listener,” which opened last week, Williams has three movies pending release to theaters this year.
Once he found himself drinking again after two decades of sobriety, William’s decided that he needed to quit for the sake of his well-being and the well-being of his family, his publicist reported. Shooting to fame as the beloved star of “Mork and Mindy” in the 1970’s, William’s has received several Academy Awards Nominations for later works.
Set for release August 29th, Jessican Simpson’s upcoming album A Public Affair has many speculating whether it’s about her ex-husband, Nick Lachey.
“A Public Affair is a play on words,” Simpson, 26, reported to MTV News. She understands why people would feel the album might detail the chronicles of her crumbling marriage to Lachey, but insists that isn’t the case.
“It’s not about him at all,” she says.
However, Simpson hints that at least one track was inspired by her ex-husband; Patti Griffin’s “Let Him Fly,” which she covers on her upcoming release.
“It’s about how sometimes you just have to know when to let something go,” Simpson reports. “It was just perfect for that moment.”
Or you could stop dressing like the bag lady who owns 10 cats. But hey, don’t let me tell you how to run your life. You just might want to stay away from the Thunderbird for a while. Because right now, you kind of sound like the obnoxious rag girlfriend of the d-bag frat dude who claims every guy is trying to feel you up right before you vomit in the sink.
David Copperfield, 49, recently purchased four small islands somewhere in the Bahamas for the sum of 50 million dollars. The world renowned illusionist, who once made the Statue of Liberty vanish, now says those islands contain the “Fountain of Youth.”
After almost six years of marriage, actress Kate Hudson and The Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson are splitting up.
One of the happiest couples in Hollywood, Courtney Cox and David Arquette attribute their 7-year long marriage to genuine affection, laughs — and therapy.
After nearly 20 years of sobriety, Robin Williams, 55, has entered rehab for alcoholism to finally kick the habit.
Set for release August 29th, Jessican Simpson’s upcoming album A Public Affair has many speculating whether it’s about her ex-husband, Nick Lachey.
