Gary Coleman and his twenty-two year old bride wrapped up their publicity stunt, ummm, we mean appearance on television’s Divorce Court on Friday. Judge Lynn Toler has ordered the couple to attend counseling and give their short-lived marriage another six months.

Warning: Gary Coleman talks about sex after the jump! He’s got a lot of nerve complaining about a “mediocre” sex life. Excuse me, Gary, but weren’t you still walking around with a big “V Card” up until a few months ago?

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Britney Spears hit up a Laker’s Game on Friday night. Her second toothy-grinned public outing since she shafted K-Fed with a peanut settlement of $1 million in the couple’s odd divorce. Read the rest of this entry »

Rumors have sprouted that Kevin Federline was going to come into 19 million bucks for playing Wheel of Britney, but apparetnly Brit’s legal team drafted a damn good prenup agreement before she married K-Fed. Still, no need to feel sorry for him as he is expected to receive about $1 million. Perhaps he can buy some talent with it.

Jason Kidd is womanizing woman beater, according to his estranged wifey, Joumana Kidd. Read the rest of this entry »

Heather Mills, the estranged wife of former Beatle Paul McCartney, is calling claims that she walked away with a divorce settlement between sixty-four and eighty million dollars untrue.

Mishcon de Reya Solicitors is H&M’s divorce attorney: “With regard to the article in yesterday’s News of the World, we would like to state that there has been no offer made whatsoever at any time to our client and therefore no settlement has been agreed.”

Former Beatle Paul McCartney and his estranged wife Heather Mills have reached a settlement in their bitter divorce.

According to details of the iron clad deal, H&M will walk away with $80 million ($20 million for each year of marriage), and in return P.M won’t have to face charges that he was abusive to his wife of four years.

Paul has also agreed to gave Heather his Georgian house in St John’s Wood, north-west London and a Beverly Hills mansion in Los Angeles – combined are reportedly worth $25 million.

Sources close to Paul’s daughters, Stella and Mary, report that the sisters are up in arms and out of their seats:

“Stella used to joke about looking forward to the day when Heather didn’t even have one leg to stand on in court. But now that day will never come.”

Yesterday we reported the fierce pet custody battle between the recently split Marilyn Manson and his beautiful wife, pin up girl Dita Von Teese. We thought it couldn’t get any crazier; after all, it’s not every day that two kitty cats and a couple of dachshunds become the focus of a celebrity divorce. Houses in the ‘bu, luxury SUV’s and human offspring, yes. Balls of fluff, yapping pups and living beings that need their poop scooped; not so much.

Today People Magazine is reporting an even nuttier fact: Manson and 19-year-old semi-star Evan Rachel Wood are sitting in a tree (K-I-S-S-I-N-G). According to the mag:

“Dita is heartbroken, she didn’t see this coming,” says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model. “His partying contributed to the split as well.”

Manson, 38, and Wood have been friends for some time. According to his official website, Manson first met Wood when he asked her to be in his upcoming horror film, Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll.

In addition, she posed for a watercolor that he painted, and attended the opening of his new Hollywood art gallery, the Celebritarian Corporation Gallery of Fine Art, last Halloween.

“It came as kind of a shock,” Wood told Rolling Stone about being asked to pose. “I was beyond flattered.”

Lindsay Lohan, who was rumored to be Manson’s latest gal pal, must be crying all the way to AA, sobriety chip and water bottle of vodka in hand.

Today is my birthday, so I’m going to do whatever I want to do. First off, I’m staying in my pajamas all day. Next, I’ll probably make a cake and eat all the batter by myself. After that, I’ll spend all morning speculating how power-pale couple Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese went wrong.

I’ve always wondered how such a foxy lady as Von Teese ended up with the guy long rumored to be Kevin Arnold’s sidekick from “The Wonder Years.” Seriously, look at her. And then take a gander at him. Yikes.

Anyway, they announced a couple of days ago that their marriage was over. “Irreconcilable differences” were cited as the reason (seriously, isn’t that like the vaguest reason ever?). Now details from The Sun are emerging that the burlesque queen is splitting from Manson because of his drinking and drugging ways. And for the most shocking detail of all: Lindsay Lohan has been booty-callin’ Manson at all hours of the night.

Luckily there are no little Mansons running around. But Page Six reports that they’re fighting about custody of their 2 cats, Lily and Aleister and their two wiener dogs, Greta and Eva.

Is there such thing as pet alimony? Will the losing party have to pay a monthly stipend to cover litter, food and squeaky toys?

People Magazine is reporting that although both Britney Spears and Kevin Federline filed for sole custody of their sons, Sean and Jayden, they’ve come to an agreement. Brit gets to take the boys to Miami until January 11th, as long as she keeps Kevin updated on her whereabouts. Once she gets back, from the 12th until the 31st, Dad gets to visit his kids three times a week for four hours at his ex’s home.

The arrangement is only settled for January so it could all change for February. Really, who wants to be the judge making decisions on custody arrangements with this family? With Britney’s stupid driving antics last year, her mysterious fainting-no-she-didn’t-faint-she-was-just-TIRED spell, and her coochie being splashed all over the tabloids compared to K-Fed’s multiple fathering duties elsewhere and his general sleaze factor, I don’t know what I would decide. I’d probably throw my hands up in the air and ask Angelina Jolie or Madonna to adopt the Spears-Federline boys and call it a day.

Although it’s not yet been officially filed, TMZ reports that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have come to an agreement on their divorce settlement- Nick has agreed to less than his legal share in order to avoid fighting with Jessica in court.

The couple, famous for The Newlyweds (along with the many associated endorsements and other deals), earned an estimated $36 million dollars while they were married and according to California state law Nick and Jessica should divide the money straight down the middle (especially considering Jessica refused to sign a pre-nup before the marriage). But instead, Jessica’s representatives offered Nick only $1.5 million to walk away.

Nick refused the original offer and the final settlement has Nick getting significantly more than 1.5 million but significantly less than the 50% of what they earned together. Reps for Lachey stated clearly that he chose to accept the settlement because he doesn’t want to hurt anyone through an ugly court battle.

This seems a bit ridiculous. Let him have the money! Jessica’s career is in no immediate danger and she’s already set for life anyway. Nick, however, doesn’t have a whole heck of a lot going on and like it or not Jessica couldn’t have been a “newlywed” without him.